Wicked agere headcanon (or maybe a future fanfic prompt as it lives in my WIPs garden):
Caregiver!Elphaba, talking to a regressed!Galinda who is currently crying and pouting over a scraped knee in the Shiz courtyard: “I know it hurts, ‘Lin, but it’s been almost five minutes, I don’t think we need to shed any more tears over this. Why don’t we go back to our room an—“
Galinda, still crying: “this is in NO WAY a WE situation! I’M the victim here!”
Elphaba, internally: I think we’re confused about who the real victim is when you’re about to have a temper tantrum
(But in the end our dear Elphie carries her sweet ‘Linny back to their dorm room piggyback style, where it’s an even bigger hassle to disinfect the wound on the squirmy, cranky girl. She loves the miraculous ladybug bandaid though, letting out a small giggle when Elphaba says she’s gonna “make the ouchies disappear with magic” and blows her a kiss to make her feel better.
Now every time Little!Galinda gets hurt, from a small bump to a paper cut, she runs to Elphie so “she can kiss it all better,” much to (CG!)Fiyero’s amusement when he’s with them)













