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[midnightsks]

if you were to suck 1000 dicks or to be fucked by 700 dicks which one would you choose and why

and how many maga cocks would it take you to convert into maga im for rral asking, if you are sarcastic i will give you the maga cock myself

also also penis or vagina

IM CRYING BRO WHAT IS THIS ASK 😭😭😭

1) I guess I’d rather be fucked by 700 dicks because all I have to do is lay there and take it

2) No amount of magacocks could convert me from woketardism/ref

3) vagina

[miraculous-demigod]

Straight up not having a good time in da club rn, here’s a small Gelphie snippet of a fic I’m planning out to help heal my soul cause the bar is so low it’s in hell AND SOMEHOW STILL THEY MANAGE TO SCREW ME OVER.

Also Recently just found out that I can allow asks and stuff, that’s cool, if you have any little!gelphie prompts pls lmk cause writing is the only thing keeping me grounded rn lol (currently on a little!Elphie run if that helps)

Regressed!Elphie had a nightmare and can’t find her comfort stuffy—a teddy bear that Dulcibear got her for her third birthday, to practice caring for her soon to be born baby sister— which causes some big feelings, and CG! Galinda has to help her find it (ignore any typos pls and thx it’s like 2am and I’ve been tweaking out at life for days unfortunately lol)

“Did you have a nightmare?” Galinda asks once Elphaba’s breathing starts to even out, brushing away any lingering tears with the side of her palm. A small whimper answers her, accompanied by a nod and tighter hug.

“Can’t find bear-bear!”

The blonde hums sympathetically, kissing the top of Elphaba’s forehead. “That is quite the dilemma. Where’s the last place you had her?”

Elphaba shrugs, too small to think clearly. She babbles how the stuffed animal wasn’t in bed with her, and now she’s checked everywhere and she’s still missing! She’s gone forever!

The green girl starts to dissolve in another fit of cries and even factoring in the nightmare, Galinda’s never seen her friend this upset. She glances at the glass door ever so slightly wavering, most likely from Elphie’s misplaced magic, and bites her lip. She really does not want to contact maintenance about another hole in that door.

“Well, let’s take a deep breath first,” she says calmly, “follow my lead; pretend like you’re smelling a flower, then let it out as if you’re blowing out a candle! Let’s try it together.”

The blonde gives an exaggerated demonstration, ending each exhale with a noisy kiss to Elphie’s cheeks, causing the witch to softly giggle and squirm as she slowly calms down.

[lxckynovel]

WHY didn't anyone tell me that people actually ship Harry and Tom/Voldemort???? I thought it was a joke but it's some people's actual OTP!!!!! HOW??? WHY????

[radioactivwonderland]

Do I feel guilty about telling my friend to dump their gf, yes

Do I feel bad about trying to get my friend out of a bad situationship, absolutely not

Am I an objective spectator on this matter, absofuckinglutely not

[octoiru]

Saw that splatoon themed ask, 🤐 🎧🔫?

Thank you for your questions! I will be happy to answer some more!- 🤐 How often do you booyah?

I’m usually the first one who booyahs in the beginning of the match 😄 I also like to booyah to thank someone or after some nice action with the other player. So, I would say: pretty often. 

- 🎧 Favorite track?

It’s hard to choose one, so I’ll give you three:

1.  Shooting Starfish (Turquoise October) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTlFgWo1mIQ

This is the first track I listened to in 10 hour loop during work. I like the beat and a little mystic vocal. And hidden Callie’s voice 😎

2. The Girl From Inkopolis (Turquoise October) -  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcGaqmQbGvM

Second track, which I listened to a lot in loop. It’s a good balance between relaxing main melody and a little “dangerous” background.

3. Into the Light - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZB11ZIuBMA (favorite remix)

I didn’t like this one when I’ve heard this for the first time - it was before I’d beaten Octo Expansion. But now it makes me a little emotional and when I hear it I think about not giving up, just like Eight during their tests.

- 🔫 What do you main?

My main weapon for a long time was Bloblobber, but I got a little bored of it and started trying other weapons. For now, I would say, my main are Custom Dualie Squelchers. I like quick, long-ranged weapons and Ink Storm, so they are perfect 😊

[hey-kids-want-some-avengers]

I'm officially done writing after this mistake. Forever.

It's 1am, I'm laying in bed writing some filthy as fuck Sam/Bucky smut, because..y'know. It's all going smoothly, some kissin', some fuckin, and then, I catch myself as I write "boi" instead of "boy" in a place where such memery has no place. I catch myself just kind of staring for a while, because wow, that's just...wow. After erasing it and purging myself of this earth, I've begrudgingly come to terms with the fact I've disgraced myself and the fandom, let alone fic writers everywhere lmao. I'm done.

[fallevs]

I didn't get a chance to watch the carriage scene yesterday, so today it seems more than fair to watch it at least 153 times to make up for it.