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@cargoholdb said: ‘ imagine being a bear. no bills. you can scratch your back on a tree whenever you want. seasonal weight gain is necessary. no judgement for sleeping three months at a time. itt would be beary great. ’
Having the time to actually talk to his sister was rare. A welcome rarity, to be sure, but rare nonetheless, and he had to admit, it was nice to get the opportunity. Lounging back in his chair, he couldn’t hold back a snort at her joke, scrunching up his nose for a moment before laughing.
God, he missed his family sometimes.
“I dunno, Gunny, I think it’d get to be pretty un-bear-able after a while. Besides, bears can end up meeting a pretty grizzly fate if they’re not careful. Not much of a kodiak moment there.”
Of course, that pang of homesickness was helped by a sister who got his sense of humor better than most of the folks he spent time around did.
“Besides, who ever heard of a flying bear? That’s an elephant’s business.”
