Other Space episode four sentence starters
“Do the firings start now?”
“Do I get to choose who I replace?”
“Without fuel, we’re screwed.”
“We’ll be orbiting this planet forever, like a corpse-filled moon.”
“[Name] is good for something? Wow, that was a curveball.”
“You left for space an hour ago and it just feels like things have changed.”
“I think this long distance thing is not working.”
“She just destroyed a planet.”
“The fact that no one loves you anymore shouldn’t affect your ability to complete this operation.”
“I gather this is a very advanced and sensitive piece of equipment?”
“It’s fine to fail once in a while.”
“It’s not a failure if it’s impossible.”
“This breakup is the best thing that could ever happen to [name].”
“I’m just delighting in all the new doors I’m empowered to open.”
“Right away, Mr. Honorary Crew Member, sir.”
“That room’s restricted.”
“This ship was a flying reality show.”
“Good heavens, we can see every nook and cranny.”
“Listen, man, you gotta knock this shit off.”
“This may sound unorthodox but how about hitting her with our fists?”
“Can you pick me up some of that mayonnaise I love? Thanks, buddy.”
“You’re closer. And I’m made of light.”
“You know what you need, girl, is a good old fashioned girls night out.”
“I put on lipstick for this shit.”
“This is is awful, why can’t we drink?”
“I operate delicate machinery better when I’m just a little bit hung over.”
“Aren’t you supposed to be at girls night?”
“They were doing makeovers in there, so I faked a panic attack that turned into a real one.”
“Your sister only wants me to be there because she’s had a thing for me since the academy.”
“Yeah, man, we are both in deep pickles.”
“Please report to the crew lounge for your scheduled fun as soon as possible.”
“Why don’t we check in on the ladies?”
“Ladies: one of my two favorite genders.”
“I hope he hasn’t been drinking, cuz you know he’s gonna be all over me.”
“He’s always just had sort of a thing for me.”
“We were lab partners in the academy and he ‘accidentally’ spilled boric acid all over our flight suits, and there we were, bottomless in the chemical showers. You can guess what happened next.”
“He’s, like, been completely obsessed with me ever since.”
“What does the default penis look like?”
“These are the people that wanted to show me their penises.”
“I think this might finally be getting interesting.”
“What you need is a guy who appreciates quality apples.”
“We gotta get back to work.”
“When reality doesn’t have enough drama in it, you don’t just give up, you intervene.”
“It’s time to get this party started.”
“You asked a question! You gotta take a shot!”
“I’m gonna drink until I like myself! Or until we shit ourselves. Whatever comes first.”
“Your pupils are dilating! Someody’s horny!”
“I’m not having any fun with you. I hate this. And I’m only doing this for the mission.”
“No amount of girls can fill a boy-shaped hole.”
“You know what you need Is a good hookup tonight.”
“Maybe a declaration of love is exactly what she needs to hear.”
“I have it on good authority that she recently expressed interest in knocking the dust off of it.”
“How do you know that she wants me to, y’know, sex her up?”
“Don’t think it through, just act.”
“God, you don’t know anything about sex.”
“Oh, I know about sex. You want me show you what I knew about sex?”
“What is that, your sex voice?”
“I don’t wanna talk. I’m too horny.”
“You’re gonna go to my room and you’re gonna, y’know, take it out.”
“I’m guessing there’s a cryogenic chamber somewhere on board?”
“Is there a Denny’s around here?”
“Did you guys get drunk?”
“I’m embarrassed to admit it, but my memories from last night are incomplete.”
“My data confirms somene had sex on the ship last night.”
“You ‘let him’ go out the airlock?”
“I know I’ve been a real dick on sticks.”
“I don’t wanna watch those bastards anymore anyway.”
“I’ll never forgive them for judging me based solely on my actions.”
“We blew it and we gotta take responsibility.”
“I got an idea: I could go to the bathroom and you could watch me.”
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