#carjacking

[infernal666inquisition]

Hannah Brooks

[redrook]

I've got something uniquely parallel and equidistant to RBF and rizz

people just look at me and go wow. someone needs to do something to help that guy.

almost a couple years back I got carjacked at gunpoint (check my lore tag), and not only did the dude specifically let me keep my phone and wallet, but before he drove away he stopped. rolled down the window. and yelled, report your car stolen!

And I just stood there as my car peeled off like. Damn dude yeah. Guess I fucking will then.

later I found out that not only did they send helicopters after the dude and found a bunch of drugs packaged for distribution in my car, but the guy had done enough crimes before that when the feds finally got involved, no one would ever actually tell me what he did before. they'd just like. look away and blow out a really big breath and say. He did A Lot.

and even Mr. Felonies Georg himself still looked at my sad sad eyes and still felt some neighborly civic duty. like hey man. report your car stolen. insurance is gonna fix this up for you no sweat

I've got mechanic breaking rizz but specifically and only like with a cardboard box of puppies in the rain

[defensive-tactics]

Beware the Bump and Jack...

[smbhax]

From “The Hulk Vs. The Thing” in Fantastic Four #25, April 1964. Stan Lee script, Jack Kirby pencils, George Roussos inks, Sam Rosen letters.

Info from Grand Comics Database

[bodhrancomedy]

I’m writing a play about a desperate carjacking and a reluctant criminal, but the carjacker is a trans man. Does Tumblr think this is Problematic? (I am a trans man)

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Voting ended onSep 5, 2023

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[jackassdemocrats]

As always, never buy anything made in china. Don't ever trust a democrat and NEVER leave your child alone with one.

[transpondster]

I cannot explain this video.

[brunnerman59]