#carneywithabow

[antisocialworkaholics]

Red. Red. RED. RED. R E D.

Hi.

[mama-phil-archive-blog]

Don't even think about it.

[girlshavesharpteeth]

tag fix

[girlshavesharpteeth]

((There is now corn on your dash))

[imadoctornotablog]

✖ omg do you even need to ask you're too cool and I'm like a potato and aUG h

//Nonnie, I’ve met potatoes on this site before, and lemme tell you, some of the coolest people are spuds. One of my oldest RP partners self-identifies as a potato.

plus I’m an awkward little introvert, so yes, I need to ask.

[fieryblackwidow-archive]

TASSHHHYYYY! How are you and little baby squishy-face?

"… We’re fine."

[girlshavesharpteeth]

carneywithabow replied to your photo: ((Find the mun))

((Bahahaha bb))

((I guess Banner thought it was the best way for a super spy to relax))

[girlshavesharpteeth]

WINTERHAWK

who cooks normally?: James more than Clint. Takeout is a frequent thing.

how often do they fight?: They argue constantly. C o n s t a n t l y. But big fights are rare.

what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Keep in touch whenever possible during missions. Have bro time with Nat and Steve. Plot and arrange pranks against each other.

nicknames for each other?: Hawkass. Clint calls James an old man.

who is more likely to pay for dinner?: James because he's old fashioned like that. Clint doesn't argue too hard with free food.

who steals the covers at night?: It would get ridiculous. They'd both be terrible thieves and argue over it and it would end with one lying on top of the other like 'try and take the covers now you asshole'.

what would they get each other for gifts?: Joking things and then sometimes they would get each other really sappy things. These sappy things would be thrust in the other's hands without a word and they would then pretend it was nothing.

who remembers things?: James because he's forgotten enough in his life thank you very much.

who cusses more?: They try so hard to out-cuss each other. Who wins depends on the day.

what would they do if the other one was hurt?: I would be terrified for whoever hurt one of them because that is not a plan of action that will end anywhere happy. Patch each other up, kiss it better, figure out how careful they need to be so as not to cause pain while having sex.

who kissed who first?: It could be either really. One kissed the other to be an ass but then they liked it.

who made the first move?: Whoever thought kissing the other would be the best way to annoy them. Clint maybe but it could so easily be James.

who started the relationship?: James probably started turning it into something more than kissing each other to be assholes.