Jul 30, 2016
“Okay so what’s the weirdest deep fried thing you’ve seen so far? I saw deep fried bacon covered ice cream. Top that.”
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“Okay so what’s the weirdest deep fried thing you’ve seen so far? I saw deep fried bacon covered ice cream. Top that.”
“Okay I kind of want to see the “mystery creature” but those things are pretty much a rip off. Wanna come in with me and make fun of it?”
“Mariana! Oh my god, did you know that they make mood cock rings?” He may or may not be a little drunk but he thought that was hysterical. “You think I should buy one? What kind of moods do you think a dick has anyway?”
“Okay, okay, one more selfie. I just want to Snapchat this beautiful day and the lighting here is just oh so perfect.”
He’s sat in the first aid tent, getting the re-split cut in his lip patched up before he could head back out on patrol. There’s a very clear dirt footprint square in the middle of his chest he’s trying to brush off around the EMT’s hands. “Can you believe this? Some junkie straight up ‘This is Sparta’d me... Honestly, I’m a little impressed with his reach.”
“I have to ride the ferris wheel! I just have to. Are you coming with me?”
“Are you going to share this funnel cake with me or make me eat it all by myself? I’ll do it if you don’t get your ass over here.”
stella + summer carnival outfit