#carrrie

[incorrecthorrorfilmquotes]

Woman: Yes 911, what’s your emergency?

Freddy: Yeah uh we locked our baby in the car and people are judging us.

Jason:  I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GONNA BREAK IT. DON’T WORRY CARRIE JASON’S COMING.

Freddy: Don’t break it you’ll get glass on her!

Woman: Sir please tell your wife to calm down, everything will be fine.

Freddy: That’s not my wife, that’s a man.

Woman: Really?

[incorrecthorrorfilmquotes]

Carrie: Why are you telling people to kill themselves? Ghostface: Because they are ruining my diet Pepsi experience.

[incorrecthorrorfilmquotes]

Freddy: I'm a confident driver.

Carrie: You almost ran over Pinhead.

Freddy: I did it with confidence, though.

[incorrecthorrorfilmquotes]

Carrie: *stands up* I eject, your honour!

Pinhead: *knocks Carrie down with gavel* Don't do that.

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