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Quint: Holy shit, this is a big swimming pool. Chief Brody: Quint, that's the ocean.

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Pinhead: Why is Chucky standing on the table?

Jason: He likes to be tall.

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Woman: Yes 911, what’s your emergency?

Freddy: Yeah uh we locked our baby in the car and people are judging us.

Jason:  I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GONNA BREAK IT. DON’T WORRY CARRIE JASON’S COMING.

Freddy: Don’t break it you’ll get glass on her!

Woman: Sir please tell your wife to calm down, everything will be fine.

Freddy: That’s not my wife, that’s a man.

Woman: Really?

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Freddy: Tina, I need your opinion. Tina: Yes, get your teeth whitened.

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Freddy: *is visibly angry* Carrie: Freddy, eat a snickers. You're not you when you're hu- Freddy: *slaps Carrie* Shut up.

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Jason: Hey Freddy, what are you doing? Freddy: Just killing some time. Tim: Ah! My name's not time! It's Tim!

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"Why is everyone so fucking stupid? Why aren't more people intelligent like me?" - John Kramer

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Jason: *cuddles up to Freddy's arm* Freddy: *jerks away from Jason and loudly shouts* Don't you cuddle up to me after what you did to my glove! Jason: *mumbles* Well fuck you...I didn't do shit to your glove...

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"I'm going to fucking kill you in your sleep...you heard what I said."

Freddy threatening his victims

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Victim: *opens door to see Candyman* *says in a creepy falsetto voice* Can I take your coat sir? Candyman: *punches victim*

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Freddy: We could play a board game.

John: ...No.

Freddy: Why not?

John: I think you need to go to anger management before we play another board game with you.

Freddy: Oh, anger management, huh? *shoving himself up* Name one time that I HAD ANGER PROBLEMS!

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Carrie: Why are you telling people to kill themselves? Ghostface: Because they are ruining my diet Pepsi experience.

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Freddy: Oh Pinhead! Just the fence I wanted to see. I found some things that I don’t want anymore and I’ve decided to give them to . . . you.

Pinhead: But this is all garbage . . .

Freddy: *flat voice* Exactly.

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John: I'm making a list of everybody's favourite sports and then I'm gonna watch them all play those sports!

Carrie: Oh John, that is very nice!

John: Yes! And then, when I've watched them for a long time...I'll learn all about how they play! And then I'll find out their weaknesses! And then I'll challenge them to play a game! And then I'll beat them SOOOO badly and become KING of that sport for all time and eternity! AHAHAHAHA!

Carrie: Oh, uh, John, let me give you some advice. You don't have to win every time and beat everybody to have a good time in sports!

John: Think one...two thinks...three thinks...yes I do!

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Jack: Here's Johnny!

Wendy: *no reaction*

Jack: Johnny!

Wendy: *no reaction*

Jack: Johnny!

Wendy: *no reaction*

Jack: Johnny!

Jack: *in weird voice* Wendy.

Wendy: *screams and gets the heck out of here*

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Carrie: Did you borrow that car? Chucky: I prefer stole.

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Pinhead: *holds a trash bag* Hey fellas, got room for one more bag?

Freddy: Sure Pinhead, hop in. *gestures to dumpster and laughs*