#cartmxn

[titaniumallxy-blog]

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Send an "Ѡ" for my muse's reaction to being sent accidental nudes.

[ text: cartman ] i'm disturbed.

[ text: cartman ] for the rest of my life.

[moonlitazure]

you want your proof? Here's your proof!

So, this appeared on her personal blog! That so called Oddmun is the mun of a blog called teenwarriorsofthevirtualworld, and apparently, she has sent this anon to Sam! BUUT: Oddmun said herself she didn’t send it. I believe she didn’t send it — but who else would have sent it then? I still think she sent it herself and this is what she does now to scare off my friend and blame her for the so called “anon hate from her followers”

[[Hey dude, your fucking proof is so small no one can actually read it.

Like no shit on nothing, that’s so small it can’t be read. It’s just a text box with a circle.]]

[eyes-not-yet-closed]

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Any last comments?: bITCH I GOT MORE AUTHORITAH

;; Please be prepared for brutal honesty.

[raphieel]

cartmxn ( liked this post )

       " Put a cork in that potty-mouth, kid !

                   You ain't supposed to be talkin' like                    that. Where are your manners? "

[syniiscm]

           "--------you fat prick!" he barks, oozing with the sort of anger that simmers at the edge before it spills over in a spew of annoyance-turned-violence akin to the explosion of a volcano. his words threaten action, since Cartman's about to get a rare ass beating from Stan, and one, two, three seconds are all that stand between the present and the very near future. His anger spawns from fear ---- he loves that dog and he warned, he warned, about the leash. 

                                                 "I told you not to let Sparky loose                                                    you better help me find him                                                            or I'll kick your fat ass!" 

[steelsparks]

I'm sorry but you need to go follow this cartman right now because holy hell it feels like actual canon dialogue coming out of cartman's mouth and this dude is so ic and hilarious it hurts

I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THEM IF YOU NEED A LAUGH AND DON'T MIND LOTS OF SWEARING!!

[ignisxphoenix--archive-blog]

   "I remember your friend, he wanted to beat you up.", he crouches down and moves closer to Carman, "Just between you and me, I think you could kick his ass."