#cassian funny

[acomaflove]

A few months after Nyx’s birth

Feyre: Rhys, we have a problem.

Rhysand: With what?

Feyre: Remember how we put child-proof locks on all the cabinets and doors?

Rhysand: Yes.

Feyre: Well, now Cassian is complaining that he can’t open our cabinets.

Rhysand: I fail to see how that is a problem. In fact, I’d call that an improvement.

Cassian, struggling to open their wine cabinet in the other room: I’M JUST GONNA BREAK IT

[acourtofmishapandmistakes]

Cassian: Do you want to play 20 questions?

Helion: Sure.

Cassian: What's your favorite color?

Helion, laser focused: Triangle. Do you like men?

[acomaflove]

Night Court Moments

Rhysand: *enters the room to see Cassian and Azriel sitting across from each other in silence*

Rhysand: Are you two having a staring contest?

Cassian, not breaking eye contact with Azriel: I think so? Azriel never said anything but I never back down from a challenge.

Azriel, blinking and finally breaking eye contact: Oh. Sorry, I dissociated for a moment there, what do you need?

Cassian:

Rhysand:

Cassian: ……Does this mean that I won?

Rhysand: CASSIAN.

[acourtofmishapandmistakes]

Cassian, looking at a map: It's a barren featureless wasteland out there, isn't it?

Azriel: Other side, Cassian...

Cassian: Oh, yeah, no, you were right. We should head west.

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Night Court Shenanigans

Feyre: Rhysand, look! Cassian and I got matching friendship tattoos.

Rhysand: But tattoos are our thing?

Feyre: Just look *shows him a tattoo of a paintbrush next to an Illyrian blade on her ankle*

Rhysand: It’s cute at least. Where’s Cassian’s tattoo?

Cassian: On my ass *winks*

Rhysand:

Rhysand:

Rhysand: get out of my office.

[acomaflove]

Cassian to Nesta at literally all times:

[acomaflove]

Therapist: So what brings you in today?

Cassian: Well, I am feeling a bit stressed. I haven’t killed anyone in a while and I am worried I’ll get out of practice.

Therapist:

[acomaflove]

Shortly After Receiving the Blood Rubies from the Summer Court:

Cassian: WAIT. So does this mean you all are going to stop teasing me about getting banned from the Summer Court? Because TECHNICALLY I think we ALL just got banned.

Rhysand: ………shut up.