#incorrect acotar quotes

[poppetmuppet]

Feyre: How are you ever going to marry a nice male like Rhys?

Nesta: Which is it, Feyre? Marry a nice male, or someone like Rhys?

Rhys: ...If you were my wife, I'd put poison in your tea.

Nesta: If you were my husband, I'd drink it.

[ladylokilaufeyson5]

Rhys: You look gorgeous, Y/n

Y/n: You're not even looking at me

Rhys: I know, but Azriel's heart just started beating faster

Azriel:

Y/n:

Azriel: Fuck you

[nebarious]

Azriel: *cuts his finger*

Y/n: let me kiss it better

Azriel: *blushes*

Cass: his dick also got hurt

Rhys: what the fuck is wrong with you?!

[acourtofmishapandmistakes]

Feyre: Where are the boys?

Mor: Oh, you didn't know?

[tragiclore]

Cassian: Sunrise is happening now. Let's go!

Azriel: My sunrise hasn't happened yet.

Cassian: What?

Azriel: Elain wakes up in...

*checks pocket watch*

Azriel: ... 9 minutes.

[velidewrites]

Azriel: If a beautiful woman disagrees with me, I will immediately change my views. I have no principles

Gwyn: Well maybe you should have principles

Azriel: You’re right maybe I should

[born-to-riot]

Cassian: Azriel, Two truths and a lie, who would you fuck if you had the chance?

Azriel: alright bet.

Rhys: Give us three names and we’ll guess which one is the lie.

Azriel: option one, Hybern’s headless corpse

Cassian: woah, woah, woah bro WHAT—

Azriel: option two, bryaxis

Rhys: Azriel what?

Cassian: HOW DARE YOU?

Azriel: and finally option three, Eris Vanserra.

Cassian: …

Rhys: …

Azriel: tell me brothers, which one is the lie?

Cassian: …

Rhys: …

Cassian: I…

Rhys: I think it’s better off if we don’t know.

Azriel: suit yourselves 🤷‍♀️

[incorrectacotarblog]

Rhysand: who got an STD? I need you to fuck someone for me

Azriel: calling an STD hit is absolutely insane

Cassian: biological whorefare