Dec 13, 2017
@alicehoffmans .... henry's time on the bachelorette was........ eventful
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@alicehoffmans .... henry's time on the bachelorette was........ eventful
@alicehoffmans ...obviously
@alicehoffmans .... yikes, as the kids say
@alicehoffmans hilarious, a, and exactly what siblings are like, b, like that's totally me and my sister, so a+
gosh you're an incredible writer and i love all your stuff, and this is no exception!
@alicehoffmans first, terrifying all men, like, what kind of #goals? second.... who doesn't care a little bit about the ass?
@alicehoffmans this just? feels correct? like karma or w/e? like yeah, i know this henry hasn't (probably) done anything to deserve it, but part of me is still like, ".... it's what he deserves"
@alicehoffmans smart baby. that stuff is all fucking gross.
@alicehoffmans wow this was literally exactly what i wanted how did you know
