#cassisms

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eating spicy buldak ramen w a monster i opened last night tearing up over rhett and link friendship edits

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fleurcon.

… call me cassie 🪷 ⊹ ࣪ ˖

‹𝟹 ˚ 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗆𝖾 .ᐟ 🩰 ࣪ ˖

cassia / cas / cassie / sia (or whatever else you can come up with). microlabel warrior. all pronouns.

pomosexual & pangender. 18 y.o.

connor storrie enthusiast. hr connoisseur. bottoms (2023) is unironically my favorite movie. weapons fundamentally changed me as a person.

writer, poet, lyricist, though i do none of those professionally. amateur stage actress. midwest trailer park princess.

fat, fag, AND fem.

‹𝟹 ˚ 𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗂𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗌 .ᐟ 🌸 ࣪ ˖

the outsiders. the walking dead. heated rivalry. bottoms (2023). wuthering heights (the book, not that fuckass jacob elordi self insert fanfiction movie). ru paul’s drag race. imho pod. caleb hearon comedy. the office. leviticus (2026). weapons (2025).

‹𝟹 ˚ 𝗯𝗺𝗳 𝗂𝖿 .ᐟ 🍡 ࣪ ˖

hr fan. queer in any sense of the word. emotionally intelligent. grammatically correct. funny. leftist. chronically online. contributing to the unemployment crisis.

‹𝟹 ˚ 𝗱𝗻𝗶 𝗂𝖿 .ᐟ 🥂 ࣪ ˖

cishet & weird about it. republican. not funny and lame. you don’t know the difference between you’re and your or to, too, and two. you can’t define nor spell the word “gouache”. take shit too serious.

‹𝟹 ˚ 𝗺𝘆 𝗍𝖺𝗀𝗌 .ᐟ 🧴 ࣪ ˖

# — cassisms general bs

# — conslop connor storrie shitposts

# — chudson hudson williams shitposts

# — heated riflery regarding the drama… 🫩

[castametric]

As the eve of my becoming a Real Final Adult approaches, I’d like to take a moment to reflect upon my goals for this upcoming year and my life following that:

Commit to more drastic and impactful acts of cutting-edge dykery

Do more things badly on purpose

Make 200% more jokes upon my friend who is one day younger than I am (ideas welcome)

Defeat my arch nemesis (the fucking legume)

Defeat my other arch nemesis (the clown) in a round of single-combat tomfoolery and disturbance of the peace

Save lives

End up in the hospital 100% fewer times for reasons that are cringe and fail (see item #4 above)

Go to the hospital for a reason that is swag and awesome (these can include as a volunteer, accompanying a patient whose life I saved, or with a really kickass injury)

Do a kickflip

Stay down and hip with the teens, but not too much so

Fill my head full of a few more holes

Fuck around

Find out