a/n; self indulgent fic...!! warnings for implied obsession, stalker behavior
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Ah. He's here again.
You glance at the newspaper in his hand. Still no luck, huh... Turning to the side, you see Honey busy with other customers. Guess you'll be tending to him today.
Grabbing a pen, you walk up to him and smile when he meets your eyes. He looks exhausted. "Hello. Coffee or soda?"
"Hi." Tord pauses. "Uh. Sod—No, Coffee. I'll have coffee."
You scribble down a poor drawing of coffee. "Anything else? How about eggs and bacon?"
He winces quietly before checking the menu. You watch him for a moment, before realizing—he doesn't exactly have the money anymore. "I think I'll just have an egg? Solo? Erm, à la carte? Is that possible?"
"Well—"
You're interrupted by the low grumbling of Tord's stomach.
"Sorry," he stutters, hugging himself slightly.
You chew your lips. This poor dude.
He's been working hard by himself. So far, he hasn't come in with any friends or whatnot. Perhaps he's alone in a world that can't even give him a job. Or you're just rudely assuming a regular's life—my bad.
"How about some eggs and bacon, on me," you grin, seeing his expression shift.
"No! No," he exclaims, shaking his head. One of his fist is clenching. "You really don't have to, hah. Just give me the egg."
Honey conveniently passes by you two with a plate full of eggs and bacon. The smell lingers, and Tord inhales, a strong whiff of delicious food reminding him how good it is.
You look back at him.
"Okay fine."
A smile makes it way to you. He glances at your lips before returning to your eyes.
"Don't worry, Todd," "Tord." "I got you."
He exhales, looking back at his notepad. "Thank you."
"You're always welcome," you chuckle, writing the last of his order and walking back to the counter.
Tord stares at you for a few more seconds before turning away.
— ❣️
The entrance opening catches your attention, and instead of the usual down-in-the-dumps Tord, he's shining with a bright smile and proud demeanor.
"What's up?" you say with a grin once he's near you.
He clears his throat. "Guess who just got a job, and guess who'll treat you today!"
"Woah, hang on! First of all, congratulations! I'm so happy for you!" you reply, clapping your hands giddily. He huffs a smile from your little gesture. "Second, you don't have to. Please don't feel like you have to return anything back."
"Nonsense," he raspberries. "I definitely didn't lay awake at night thinking about you."
Your smile twitches. "What—"
"Don't worry, I'll take you to the finest restaurant instead!" he laughs before abruptly calming down. "It's only fair. I'm not fond of having favors."
"Tord, like I said, you don't have to—" he shushes you lamely, putting a finger on your lips. Your lids drop halfway.
"I sort of already booked a reservation," he says with a cracked smile. Cute. "We'll have your favorite dish. The finest."
"And that's just the two of us?" you ask, raising a brow.
"Yyyeess?" he replies a bit too slow.
"Why did that sound like a question?'
"Did it?"
"How do I know you're not planning to kidnap me?"
Something flashes in his eyes. "Why would you ever assume that?"
You blink at him suspiciously.
"I'm just kidding," you snicker, shrugging. "Sure, I'll go with you."
His smile widens—it reaches his eyes. Your own smile softens from how his face looks.
"You should smile more," you say without thinking, watching his cheeks redden.
"I'll—I'll be back! After your shift!" he exclaims before running out the door.
...
Has he even asked you when your shift ends?
What a weird conversation. He must have had a high-paying job, at least.
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He throws in occasional Norwegian words when he’s relaxed, and you have to ask the meanings every time. He forgets you’re not fluent like he is.
Whenever you lay down he crawls to the edge of the bed and puts his head between your thighs because he’s a Pervert Like That.
Tord is a horror cinephile. He likes those B-grade, low budget slasher movies like “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes” and he’ll put them on in the background while he does literally anything.
He’s on you all the time, touching you in any way, any chance he gets. Often quietly protective. A guiding hand on your back in public, coming up behind you and burying his face in your neck, scooting closer and slinging an arm around you in a restaurant booth.
As much as Tord likes to think that he’s a “tough guy”, he’s really not. The exact opposite, actually. He is clingy and whiny and hates it if you have to leave.
I may have mentioned this before but he’s a pathetic horndog of a man. He’s not embarrassed or quiet about it either. He reads hentai in the living room in full view. You bend over to grab something and suddenly his hands are on your hips and he’s whispering something disgusting in your ear. You wear thinner clothing out and he makes sure his hands are strategically placed over his front at all times. Someone help this man, he's too horny for his own good.
He doesn’t strike me as a person to label his sexuality. He likes who he likes, and if that happens to be a woman, man, or something else, so be it.
An undercover nerd. He no doubt plays D&D, an anime lover, and *gasp* What a surprise! He has a Reddit account.
He isn’t smooth or charismatic at all, but he’s sweeter than you’d think. Every once in a while he will pick a flower for you while he was on a walk, or he’ll give you a genuine, non-sexual compliment. He does have a heart under all that, after all.
could I request Tord x reader relationship headcannons?
i have. a LOT to say about him HAHA, maybe some hot takes, so I sprinkled a bit of that in there. sorry for making it kinda long. Thanks for requesting!
(requests are open!)
Tord Relationship HCs
🤖Before anything else, let's make one thing clear: Tord is a freaking loser. He's not exactly the suave, enigmatic and totally nonchalant guy he seems to pose himself or what people expect from him. He's emotionally and mentally unstable, and did I mention, a loser? Pretty harsh words, but let's expand on it!
🔧Tord is incredibly skilled, there's no doubt about it. You can find him tinkering on small or larger projects here and there which, at that point, it's part of how he shows his love. Tord, as an inventor, does not just make things for the sake of making them, but does so with intent. This applies to how he approaches everything in life, especially love!
🤖Tord, in love, can be a mess. Out of all the boys, you most likely would have a harder time diving into the deeper histories of his life (even when you compare him to Tom!). Tord, again, can shoot you a flirty pick-up line or an arm around your shoulders, but Tord's charm lies in what he unintentionally or unconsciously does!
🔧Tord, if you first meet him, does try to revolve his identity around a few major things depending on what he wants you think about him. For someone he's kinda interested in, like you, he'd really do his best to shun all the dirtier, maybe less received parts of his personality, even if they're really not all that bad.
🤖Aside from his impressive mechanical skills, one could really call Tord a nerd. There's a reason he gets along with Edd, and for sure, they've had their fair share of friendly debates, squabbles, and talks about certain shows and animes. Not to mention, Tord does like to draw! Not only from Edd's influence or because making blueprints demanded it, but Tord does find genuine passion in it-- but for some reason, all these interests seem so much more... underwhelming when compared to making cool robots. So, again, it's personal and he likes to keep that hidden until he's truly sure that he can trust you.
🔧So, again, once you've found a way to worm yourself into his extremely locked up heart, Tord will gradually expose these aspects of himself to you. He'll let you look at some blueprints and conceptuals, Hell, he'd even invite you to binge through several seasons of an anime he was planning to watch-- He becomes less performative(?) and stiff, and his true, authentic self begins to shine.
🤖Tord has a reputation of being a bit of a freak, kinda filthy. In a degree, he is, but it's not like he's downright creepy or perverted about it. Tord understands respect just as much as any other decent, human being-- The funny thing is that most people he meets think that he has a suave, flirty demeanor due to all the dirty jokes he makes, but really, he's just kinda childish in a 12 year old boy way, and finds it funny.
🔧The reason why he's a loser is because when he wants to flirt, it's very, very genuine that it contrasts with what people expect from him! His way of flirting is giving you genuine compliments ("Nice hair today." or "New shirt? Looks good on you."); small pats on the head, arms, or backs; and simply being near your presence. Tord keeps it short but concise, making it easy for him to slip away so that you don't catch his reddening face and sweaty hands.
🤖 If he can't escape, then he'll become a fumbling mess. Tease him back, smile, laugh, or basically do anything, and Tord just chuckles, rubbing the back of his neck and making a lame excuse that he has to give Tom a wedgie or something.
🔧But, Tord's attempts at romance is not always in vain. Tord's love really shines when he just acts. When you guys bump into each other in a crowded space, he'll rest a palm on your lower back, guiding you out and as if to help keep your balance. Sometimes, he'll just absentmindedly rub some dust, soot, or oil off your face or hands whenever he asks you to help out with his inventions. He does all these with a soft smile and a dreamy look in his gaze that it almost makes your legs wobble. Tord doesn't even realize.
🤖 However, on the more sensitive side of things, Tord knows this relationship will work out quite favourably when you don't run away from him, physically and figuratively. Tord doesn't perceive himself as the most upstanding guy-- some things have been said, done, and seen-- and the last thing Tord wants is for the person he adores the most to look at him like he's complete filth and irredeemable.
🔧He'll understand if you judge some of his actions, but what would surprise him is that you continue to stay with him, anyways. For whatever reason, he can't come up with one, and that is the final step to making him fall head over heels for you. Aside from being unbelievably loved, you make Tord's brain work overtime-- For him, that's a wonderful thing! He loves how there's always something new about you for him to discover and understand.
🤖If anyone were to ask why he loves you, then he would wholeheartedly answer that it's because you are one of most genuine souls he has met. You always catch him off guard, always left on his toes and he's okay with it, surprisingly. Tord always wants to know what to expect as a way to guard himself, but being with you has allowed him to not care about how he's seen. He doesn't feel like he has to change or try hard to shape himself into someone likable, you see him as he is, and you love it endlessly.
Hiii! Could you write general relationship headcanons for Tord? There's so little new x reader content for him lately and I'm starving,,,thank you in advance!!
EW Tord x reader!!
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It’s no problem!! I won’t even lie that’s the same reason I started doing requests. I’ve been fun though!
Also I’m going to do yous getting together too!
• let’s say you fell in love with him when he still lived with the lads.
• you lived on the house just across from them so you got to see them and all their…shenanigans.
• you and Tord got to know eachother further through you both being at the shops at the same time.
• yous both had reached for something and had that cheesy meetcute moment. He even made a comment saying “what. Are we meant to go and fall in love now?”
• you didn’t realise it was true
• yous decided just to continue shopping together and walking home with eachother! It was a nice enough day anyway
• from there yous both decided to just…hang out.
• slowly integrating into eachothers life’s really.
• he’d spend a weekend at yours , you’d spend a couple nights at his.
• and slowly yous found eachother missing one another when yous aren’t there.
• like the cheeky rat he is , he confessed to you just by showing up to your house to stay the weekend like “are you mine yet or what?” And when you stammered out a flustered and caught off guard yes he just nodded and gave you a kiss on the cheek “nice.” Before heading off to steal some food from your fridge-
• he’s a lot more openly a freak (as if he wasn’t unashamedly one before anyway) now that you’re dating. But in a playful way where you know it’s all banter.
• he’s a very physically affectionate person so expect every comment, every compliment and even just every little thing to have his hands on you.
• you’re the only person who he allows to just push his damn buttons.
• he honestly is such a show off with you
• when you on the rare occasion have an argument he’s the first to fold mostly because he’s such a whiny shit and can’t stand having you he upset with him because what is he wants soemthing from you in five minutes?!
• yous have a lot of petty squabbles but everyone again knows it’s just how yous are with your grins
• enjoys taking you to quiet places for dates. Like late night walks , to the cinema ect ect ect
• he cackles at your numb jokes hard
• honestly it’s all so quaint and lovely.
• then one day he moves away without warning.
• never to be seen again you think.
•You never even got to say goodbye.
• you never get answers either. You barely even caught him leaving his house.
• what happened? You go to message him but…but his numbers already gone off your phone..
i love doing research for you guys.
Tord x (listener) NSFW inspired audios
I guess i could say this one is a little accurate from what i heard parts of it? I'm not horny all day guys wtf.
It's a bit difficult to search these with only one source i use all the time so... i'll try adding a seperate type of domains if i can look through.
NSFW WARNING: open the link to see the tags
Doing a blowjob on him
Warm mushroom soup [it literally says that]
Oral Proficiency
Just read the title man im so confused on what to name this one
Haha classic submissive Tord
After the hangover
Just uh... let him watch
While i was doing researching and stuff like that, i kinda noticed that there's not much of them, usually its either swedish accent and other different accents... The only one i could get was these.
