#casthia

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Paarthurnax: Guys get out of the tank.

*Alduin, Casthia, Sun Spots, and Miraak pop out of the top of a tank like meerkats*

Alduin: You're not our dad

Paarthurnax: Get out of the fucking tank, I'm your legal dad!

Miraak: You're not our dad 🎶

Akatosh, in a flash of light: I'm your dad, get out of the fucking ta-

Sun Spots: We're in a tank and y'all ain't!

Akatosh and Paarthurnax: Get out of the fucking tank!

Casthia: We're literally in a tank and you're not.

Miraak: You're not our dads

Akatosh: Literally get out of the tank

Alduin, Casthia, Sun Spots, and Miraak: No!

*Odahviing and Durnehviir pull up in their own tank*

Paarthurnax: I'm done *goes back inside*

*Akatosh vanishes*

Bonus Scene

*Alduin, Casthia, Sun Spots, Miraak, Odahviing and Durnehviir pull into a drive-through with their tanks*

Odahviing: Can we get two liters of cola?

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Odahviing: The floor is lava!

Casthia: *helps Durnehviir onto the counter*

Sun Spots: *kicks Alduin off the sofa*

Miraak: *lays on the floor*

Odahviing: ...Are you okay?

Miraak: No.

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Alduin: All of your existences are confusing.

Sun Spots, Casthia, Miraak, Odahviing, Durnehviir & Paarthurnax: How so?

Alduin: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

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(all) whose your favorite housemate/s?

Casthia is not ashamed to show favoritism towards Paarthurnax and Durnehviir.

Paarthurnax claims he doesn't have one, but its definitely Sun Spots.

Alduin tolerates Maxine(a friend of the family), but Casthia thinks he's a bad influence.

Odaviing is practically best friends with Durnehviir.

Miraak has no favorite, but it's definitely not Casthia.

Durnehviir can empathize with Miraak, so they get along well.

Sun Spots will say she has no favorites, but the friendship bracelets with Miraak and Durnehviir say otherwise.

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Casthia: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway. 

Miraak: 

Casthia: Vroom vroom, come out already.

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Sun Spots: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Casthia: *crouches down*

Miraak: *kneels down*

Alduin: *sits on the floor*

Sun Spots:

Sun Spots: I hate all of you.

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Casthia paces back and forth in an office, she is muttering to herself, a dark scowl on her face. "I have fought against the dead, vanquished foes that would have kings cower, I have bested fate and tricked death himself.." She says.

The camera pans to a printer on a table.

"AND BY THE NINE YOU WILL PRINT MY FUCKING ENGLISH PROJECT, OR I SWEAR-"

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Alduin: Why are you leaving at 2am?

Casthia: No reason..

Alduin:

Casthia:

Alduin: Dad said no more breaking into abandoned buildings.

Casthia: Fuck-