#incorrect elder scrolls

[gideonaweaponachild]

Upon their reunion

Voryn Dagoth: And I was wrong. I see that now…

Máni Nerevar (my Nerevarine/Nerevar): *Wide eyed in shock*

Voryn: Oh stop being so stoic, Nerevar.

Nerevar: *moves towards Voryn still silent*

Voryn, sighs: Go on, shout, scream, say something!

Nerevar, hands coming up to Voryn’s face: You’re as beautiful as the day I lost you.

[gideonaweaponachild]

Sanguine: *Shows up to a meeting of the gods of Nirn*

Clavicus Vile (in my au his twin brother): Oh look, the whore himself is here

[fyshiebusiness]

If you suffer from Uriel Septum; there is hope. Talk to your doctor today

[ask-orkiindah]

Teacher: *Talking about history and such as an example.*

Casthia, unable to let anything go, ever:

[ask-orkiindah]

Sun Spots: Miraak, First Servant, Slayer of Dragons, Herma-Mora's chosen one, my favo-

Miraak: You can't get the jar open?

Sun Spots: I can't get the jar open

[ask-orkiindah]

Casthia paces back and forth in an office, she is muttering to herself, a dark scowl on her face. "I have fought against the dead, vanquished foes that would have kings cower, I have bested fate and tricked death himself.." She says.

The camera pans to a printer on a table.

"AND BY THE NINE YOU WILL PRINT MY FUCKING ENGLISH PROJECT, OR I SWEAR-"

[ask-orkiindah]

Durnehviir: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Sun Spots: They do.

Miraak: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

[ask-orkiindah]

Miraak: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?

Sun Spots: How did you know I was up until 3am?

Durnehviir: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.