#castielculator

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I just stumbled across one of your posts, and have to say that your icon is everything.

thanks, ikr ;) it was made by plant-boyy :)

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castielculator

Fine. I wish you all the best.

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MORE QUESTIONS YAY

tagged by the amazing castielculator!! omg these are so fun i lOVE THESE QUESTIONS

1. Favorite candle scent?

pumpkin. cinnamon. vanilla. 

2. If your nostrils could whisper, what would they say to you?

Ruby is saying to write "I love supernatural" to this question... not sure how that relates...

If my nostrils could whisper they would probably be a nuisance and complain loudly whenever I walked into a place with perfume. 

3. Dean jokingly refers to Sam and Cass as a couple on a case. Cass, taking everything completely seriously, decides he must act “in-character” so as not to fool the people they’re interviewing. What happens next?

~~The coffee shop is kind of loud, but Cass understands Sam perfectly when he casually refers to Cass and Dean's bickering to that of an 'old married couple'.  We haven't been acting like a... 'married couple'...  he thinks, glancing around to see other couples in the area, we don't even have rings. We need to maintain our cover, right?

He has a moment to think before he decides what to do. Quickly, he places a hand on Dean's shoulder. "Yes. We've been together for more than five years now." he smiles. Humans like smiles, right? 

Dean looks up with a bewildered expression. He opens his mouth as if to argue, but Sam grips his other shoulder in warning, "Yep, happy couple. Not very good at communication though, are you?"

Dean splutters for a moment before blushing and mumbling something about about going to get some pie. Awkwardly he shakes the hand of the kind old lady they've been talking to and heads for the counter.  Cass watches him leave before deciding that he should probably follow his not-boyfriend. In order to maintain the cover, that is. 

He leaves Sam alone to go talk to Dean. Hesitantly, Cass walks up to Dean from behind. He spots another human couple- they're holding hands at a table. Cautiously, Cass reaches out for Dean's, which hangs loosely at his side. At the touch, Dean tenses, but he doesn't jerk away, and he relaxes almost immediately when he sees who it is. 

"So, we're uh. We're married." He says. 

"To maintain our cover," Cass agrees enthusiastically, nodding, "Sam said that-"

"That was a joke," Dean makes a pained expression, "'Old married couple'. It means- it means that we like each other and fight a lot, but don't mean it."

"Oh." Cass says, looking down. He loosens his grip. "sorry, I didn't know that."

"Hey," Dean says softly, giving Cass' hand a squeeze, "I-" he starts. Cas gives him a look though, with those big blue eyes and- "I don't mind."

"Mind what?" 

"This," Dean smiles, swinging their still interlocked hands back and forth, "I mean. If you like it too, that is."

"I." Cass says, and he isn't sure how to explain what he's feeling right now. Even though he's angel; wings, flying and the whole nine, he feels suddenly lighter as if he might float away. He adjusts his stance, planting his firmly. "I like this too." He finally manages. 

Dean responds with another squeeze of their hands before it's his turn in line. Instead of ordering two pieces, Dean orders one. He spends the rest of the afternoon sitting across from Cass with a goofy smile on his face, feeding him the occasional forkful of pie so that the angel can describe the sensation of the molecules. They hold hands. ~~

4. Write me a haiku.

Beautiful black cat,

Sitting on a moonlit porch,

Mewing at the moon.

5. If you were a flower, what kind would you be?

Snow-drop :)

6. Tell me about your best tree hugging experience.

Literally? Like I hugged a tree literally? I went to Seattle to visit Grandma and climbed a fun tree on the Campus of University of Washington. As for environmental rights... I don't use water bottles, and I became a vegetarian about 2 years ago! One of my best decisions!

7. Would you ever kiss a fish?

If it were alive probably.

8. The first stuffed animal you see: I wanna know its name and backstory.

The two I see are Snorkle and Jeopardy. Jeopardy is a Leopard from Build-a-Bear; my aunt used to (and still does) take us to the mall for buil-a-bear on our birthdays, and I got Jeopardy when we had just moved from Germany to the US, so about 6 years ago. Snorkle is an alligator (not a crocodile, or any other crocodilian. this is important) and I got him for my birthday a long time ago when Crocodilians were my fav thing. Maybe one day I'll post a picture of my Crocodilian family. 

9. Your favorite Supernatural character appears at your door, trying to sell you steak. Do you buy the steak?

SAMMY I probably do because even though I won't eat it my mom will. 

10. Take the last song you listened to and your favorite ship and tell me about the AU they’d create?

OOOH so This one on Robbie Williams new Album called The Edge. My favorite ships are a tie between Sastiel and Destiel, but this one works better with Dean I think. The song focuses a lot on past mistakes and has the lyrics "where did it all go right?" because now "i get to wake up next to you" and talks about "impure desires" 

Basically it's about a person who has been through some rough times and can't believe that they are now with this amazing person of their dreams and can barely believe it. I absolutely love this song.

It wouldn't even be much of an AU because I think it fits pretty well- Dean, who has had a troubled past and dealt with bad parenting. He spends too much time drinking and in "dens of iniquity" but somehow his road led him into the path of Cass, who swept him off his feet. Dean still has problems, but he now knows that Cass is there for him and is someone who he can always come back to. 

I sincerely rec this song btw 

11. Your favorite character turns into a Pokemon. What is this new Pokemon called, and what attacks does it have? What does it evolve into?

SAMMY (I actually don't know much about pokemon unfortunately!) bUT something resembling a moose! His powers are puppy-dog eyes. 

 MORE QUESTIONS HOLD ON

1. What is your favorite song? 

2. Have you construed any headcanons about your ships and aforementioned song?

3. What is your favorite food?

4. What do your pets talk about?

5. What do you imagine your toys would have done when you were little if toy story were real?

6. Would you leave the house wearing clothes only of the color of the last food you ate?

7. What is your favorite museum that you've visited? (or aquarium, zoo, etc.)

8. Tell me a fun story about something that you did during summer vacation!

9. Would you dye your hair purple? How much of it?

10. If you were a kitchen utensil what would you be and why?

11. If you woke up one day, looked in the mirror, and saw that you had become your fav character, what is the first thing you would do? Expand and talk about an adventure if you like!

tagging castielculator, empress-of-elsewhere, annnd anyone who wants to c'mon guys!

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QUESTION THINGY

I was tagged by princess-jellyfishes

Rules:

Always post the rules.

Answer the questions the person gave you, and write 11 new questions for the people you tag.

Tag 11 people and link them to this post.

Tell them you tag them

1. What is your favorite thing about your bedroom/ house?

I like my bed? That sounds kinda weird but like I just got new sheets and they are warm and soft and things

2. If you were to write a letter to the person you’re most frustrated or angry with right now, how would you start it?

Dear Mom (and Dad), 

Being a parent doesn't give you the excuse to make your kids feel like shit. Also, pills are not the end all be all to 'cure' depression so quit acting like they're going to make the sibling who needs them 'normal'. 

ALSO you need to do more research, period into things that affect your kids psychologically.

..That's all im gonna write...

3. What sounds can you hear right now?

I can hear the TV in the other room and one of my siblings (Violet, 14) laughing. The sib I'm sharing a room with (Ruby, 12) is reading fanfiction and giggling every once and a while. 

4. What do you most often doodle/ draw?

I like to doodle Castiel with wings. Sometimes I attempt Dean and Sam. I can do calligraphy too if that counts and I write quotes and things.

5. What talent or skill are you most proud of?

I'm proud of my piano playing skills, and I also am glad when I write things. I really like writing and hope I can get better at it! I want to be an author. I like to think I'm funny. 

6. Do you believe 2014 was more positive or more negative for you?

Erm it's kind of close but I guess I'll say positive for me personally. 

7. Do you have any unusual talents/ abilities/ skills?

I don't think... again I almost wanna say calligraphy but I'm not skilled, its just a thing I like to do. I can make lots of cake does that count. 

8. What song did you download/ buy most recently?

I bought a Def Leppard album and I really like Photograph on there for some reason.

9. What is your ‘guilty pleasure’ music artist?

Elton John, especially Funeral for a Friend/Love lies Bleeding. 

10. What is your favorite book/ fanfic/ poem/ written work?

SO MANY OH MY GOOODDDD 

There's one (fanfic) that I really liked that I read recently though. It's called I was afraid when I met you and features ace Sastiel.

As for books it's really hard to find a fav. Just really- except I always love Jurassic Park (Michael Crichton).

11. When was the last time you did something purely for someone else’s benefit or enjoyment?

The last time? I guess it's a small thing but when I got Felix the light up spray candy- blue is his absolute favorite color so. Or maybe also I let one of my coworkers work a shift I was going to because for whatever reason they gave her two weeks off when she wanted one (she has bills to pay and I dont. At least not yet.)

AND ONTO MY QUESTIONS BOY THAT WAS FUN

1. What is your favorite TV show?

2. What's the first line you see when you open whatever book/fanfic tab you have that you're reading?

3. Where and when was the last place you ate out?

4. What do you consider to be the talent you are proudest of?

5. What do you aspire to do to make 2015 a better year for yourself?

6. What song are you listening to/ what song is queued up on your musical device right now?

7. Have you ever been out of your country/ tell me about a fun trip you've been on!

8. Describe your crush (if you have one! If not, describe your fav food)

9. What is the trademark look you are going for? (AKA, if you were an animated character, what outfit would they always show you in?) 

10. Who are the top 3 people you want to meet in your lifetime?

11. What is your dream job??

I'm going to tag:  empress-of-elsewhere, lucy-love-06, ancientgreekfreak, castielculator, perlukafari,  commando-rogers, m-o-r-i-a-r-teaa, rosesintheriver, wanderingrubberducky, trippy-cas. is that 11? i dont think so. whatever. 

but remember only do this if you want to do this, you are under absolutely no obligation! 

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I think what the anon was referring to was that this blog reblogged a photoset of Beyonce. It seems to have been unintentional, since it doesn't fit with the theme of the blog. Whether it was meant to be reblogged here or not, it didn't bother me personally, though.

Yer prolly right, I looked to see where it was first before answering cuz i sometimes queue things for my blog to here accidentally cuz XKit.It was an accident, idk why it has to be asked about tbh.-Mod Virgil

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❣?

❣ - An unpopular opinion I have

an unpopular opinion i have?? um probably that self-diagnosis is actually really important and while it's not like a medical diagnosis, figuring out what could be wrong and what not? a lot of the people i follow shit on it but its p rude to be like "you cant afford a doctor or have a shit doctor so you can't really have that" idk 

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As for celebrities, Jared Padalecki's evil pirate twin, Jonathan IV? Or Ben Franklin in a baseball cap?

Ben Franklin in a baseball cap for sure. just something about the way it perfectly covers his bald spots get me all hot and heavy. y’know.

send me two celebrities to choose from based on looks only

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Sam's left eyebrow or Sam's right eyebrow? A french braid or a fishtail braid for Ruby's hair? Hannah with longer hair with the same bangs or with the same length hair but without the bangs? Gold jewelry or silver jewelry? Drinking a Starbucks in a McDonald's or eating McDonald's in a Starbucks? Picking up cat poop or picking up cat pee? Buying me a horse or buying me a horse?

it had to be two celebrities but I'll do it anyways bc it's you.

right eyebrow for sure. fishtail braid for ruby. same bangs. gold jewelry. starbucks in mcdonalds. neither ew bro. buying you a horse.

send me two celebrities to choose from based on looks only