(⏬ and an alt version because i ended up liking both ⏬)
“doesn't the castle have tiny porthole windows” probably not every window but hear me out even if yes then i think bandee would demand full sized windows and dedede had to get these installed just for him so that he can wake up in the sun
Shadow Sailor shouts from the other side of the floating mirror, immediately covering his mouth afterwards. His eyes darted around the room, carefully scanning if anyone heard him earlier. Apparently, he was hiding behind a pillar in Carrot Castle.
"I'm going to infiltrate the castle."
"Yeah yeah I heard you! *Sigh*…..guess we're both doing the same thing, heh. "
"Indeed." The knight shifted the mirror towards Castle Dedede in order to provide Shadow Sailor a clear view of the building.
"Usually, the waddle dees here should have the exact same routine as our dees. Just mirrored. But…..holy shit, they're all busy fighting! You have it easy, boss! And here I thought Dreamland should be much tamer than our land!"
"Mm….."
What the hell happened while he was gone? The castle was just peaceful a few minutes ago, how did its entrance turn into a battlefield? Nonetheless, this was a perfect chance to sneak in.
"Wait, boss! You don't have a disguise, how are you going to blend in with the people in there? I don't think your worn out bowtie will work for this occasion…"
"I'll figure something out. From what I've seen, there are multiple guests throughout the entire galaxy, therefore most of them will be unfamiliar with each other."
"So if you knock one of 'em out and steal their outfit, nobody would bat an eye!"
"Mm." He nodded at Sailor. "I'll be on my way, good luck."
"Awwww geez, you never wish me good luck. It must be the end of the world!"
A chuckle escapes from Sailor, accidentally alerting one of the guards nearby.
"Who's there?!?"
"OH FUCK-"
The mirror immediately disappears, leaving the dark knight to his own thoughts as to how Shadow Sailor Dee's fate was going to play out. He lets out a tired sigh, mumbling under his breath. The castle's layout shouldn't be too hard to figure out, he just needed a safe route to scale the towers in order to reach the rounded balcony undetected. It shouldn't be too hard for him, as blending in the shadows was his specialty. Now fully prepared, Dark Meta Knight retreats into a mirror and changes locations. Once he reaches a suitable spot, his cape swiftly transforms and allows him to take flight.
Meanwhile, in the castle..
"Kirby's taking so long, I hope nothing happened to him…."
"Ahh don't worry about it Ado, He's fiinnnnee. It's Kirby! He'll find Gooey in no time!"
Adeleine, the talented young artist and her fairy companion, Ribbon, stand in the corridors of Castle Dedede. They seem to have traveled back to Popstar in order to spend time with their old friends! Speaking of which, here comes one of them now!
"Look! It's Waddle Dee!"
"I think they're called "Parasol" now. Parasol dee!"
A waddle dee with a red and white parasol strapped on its back comes running towards them, panting heavily.
"Adeleine! Ribbon! Have you two seen the king?! It's an emergency!!"
The two go wide eyed and stare at each other for a few seconds before turning back to the waddle dee
"No…we've been here the entire time, we haven't met King Dedede yet.."
"Why? What happened?!" said Ribbon as she curiously tilts her head.
"Turns out we couldn't accept more people, and the ones we rejected are now literally rioting at the entrance! Luckily Bandana's squad is holding them off pretty well with Kirby's help.."
"What a bunch of jerks…I can't believe they'd attack you guys! Let's go find Triple D immediately!"
"You're right Ribbon, let's go!"
The trio run off, accidentally shoving a few guests along the way. They pass through multiple levels, parkouring from staircase to staircase. Despite it being a fancy castle, Castle Dedede's layout was really strange sometimes. There were even places that required Ribbon to lift Adeleine to reach. But alas, they still made it to the throne room, where the people mostly gathered. Grand decorations and lights sparkle around the area, giving the room a festive spirit. Champagne and orange juice were served in fancy glasses to the guests by waddle dees in tiny black bow ties wearing shirt cuffs. Pompous laughs echoed throughout the party, along with various chatter. In contrast, Dreamland's inhabitants were having fun playing childish games while eating Necromas treats, acting much more ill-mannered compared to the more higher class visitors. In the middle of it all, King Dedede stands high in front of his throne, looking down upon his glamorous party.
"GYAHAHAHA! This year's Necromas party is MUCH better than the ones we've had! Ain't that right Meta Knight?! ……Meta Knight?" The blue penguin turns around to his side, where Meta Knight usually is. But the king was shocked to see Sailor Dee instead. Realizing this, he takes a step back and aggressively starts pointing at the waddle dee.
"GAH! What the hell are you doing here Sailor?!? Where's Meta Knight?!?-"
In response, Sailor salutes to King Dedede's direction with a big smile despite having no mouth.
"Meta Knight asked me to fill in, your majesty!"
Then, Sailor takes a swig off his eggnog. But it tastes rather...odd. He raises a suspecting brow at the drink.
"He said that there was something urgent he had to attend to. So I'm holding this spot for him. Also is this non-alcoholic by any chance? "
"Hmph, I see. He'll be missin' out on this awesome party! What could possibly be more important than Necromas?! I'll go down and greet the guests in the meantime. They must be excited ta see me!! Why else would these guests from faraway stars travel to Popstar?! I oughta thank the dees at Channel PPP for spreading word of my awesomeness!"
"Yeah sure, knock yourself out, your majesty!"
"MY KING!!!!" "KING DEDEDE!!!" "TRIPLE DEEEE!!!"
"WHO SAID THAT?!"
Familiar voices rang out from the crowd as three individuals pushed and shoveled their way to the throne.
"Wait, why are we doing this?! We can FLY!" Ribbon remarks as she immediately yanks Adeleine up, giving her no warning beforehand.
"WOAH! Tell me when you're gonna do that next time!"
"Up and up we go!"
Parasol leaps up into the air and soars through the spacious room with the other two, making their way to King Dedede in no time. Recognizing who they were, the penguin's eyes lit up. He happily calls for them, waving at the trio.
"Well well well! If it isn't the kid and her fairy! You two must be so happy to see me! And Parasol too? What are you doing here?!"
"It's awful, my king!"
They frantically explain the situation to him just enough for the king to understand the situation.
"WHAT?! How DARE they attack MY castle! Those bastards-!!" The king angrily balled up his fist, clenching his teeth. This was a huge insult to King Dedede and shouldn't go unpunished! However….
"Eh, Kirby's out there, we should be fine!"
"W-what?"
"Listen, that pink puffball is gonna be here any second! We have nothing to worry about, so just enjoy yourselves!" He lets out a roaring laughter while patting Parasol's back, which slightly unsettles the waddle dee.
"But your majesty!-"
"HAVE FUN, THAT'S AN ORDER!" King Dedede proudly shouts as he wraps his arms around Adeleine and Ribbon as they go down. Adeleine was still uneasy, but Ribbon shrugs at her and reassures that Kirby'll have it under control. Probably! For now, they've got a lot to catch up to with their giant bird friend.
Parasol watches the three descend from the stairs while Sailor strides to their side.
"Heh." Somehow, he managed to give Parasol a mocking smile as they hesitantly sip their eggnog.
"Oh shut up, Sailor…"
"It's no use reasoning with the king, he's waaaay happy to care about anything right now. Probably cuz of the sheer amount of people here, holy shit!"
"Sailor!
"Whaaaaat? Can't you handle a little crass? Fancy paaaants?"
"I'm just worried about Bandana…can they handle it-? YIPES!"
"FUCK-!"
Out of nowhere, a sharp bladed boomerang comes flying at the dees. Luckily, the two managed to dodge it in time thanks to their quick reflexes. It hit the red carpet, leaving a clean cut in it.
"Apologies! Parasol Dee and Sailor Dee!"
"GAH LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE KIBBLE! King Dedede's going to be so mad at you!"
"Burning Leo! May I remind you that it was YOUR decision to play skip rope with my boomerang as a substitute?!"
"Hah! Excuses! You still went along with it and you were pretty hyped for the challenge too, clanky!"
"Leo-!!!!"
"YOU ALMOST HIT MY FACE!"
"Oh of course you would worry about that, Parasol! Hah!"
"Sailor…what are you implying….?" The waddle dee's eye twitched, they were definitely irritated. Their hand hovers slightly over the handle of the parasol as they lock eyes with the other waddle dee.
"Oh? Wanna GO? YOU WANNA GO? COME AT ME BRO!!" Sailor throws his cup away and instantly assumes a fighter pose, giving Parasol the most mocking look ever.
"Oh you little-"
Meanwhile, at Carrot Castle..
"SHIT!" Exclaimed Shadow Sailor Dee as they run from the speared guards.
"Freeze!"
"You won't get away this time Sailor! The boss wants your head!"
"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK- GOTTA GET TO THE THRONE ROOM!!" He screams as his stubby legs frantically run as fast as they could. This waddle dee was terrible at stealth…..
