Castle Flash-Fiction Challenge: New voicemail greeting
“Good afternoon, Beckett.”
She froze as she walked into the bullpen and side-eyed herpartners. It was not unusual for them to greet her after she returned from herlunch break, though not overly common. Despite this, her suspicion mainlystemmed from the smirks adoring both Ryan’s and Esposito’s faces. Smirks thatindicated they were laughing—at her? Possibly. Certainly behind her back.Smirks that indicated a joke she was not in on.
“Hello…” Her tone was slow, apprehensive. “What’s going on?”
“Nothing, nothing,” Ryan said trying and failing to mask alaugh with a cough.
Setting her face in a glower, Beckett stalked to her deskhalf expecting to find her monitor covered in a mosaic tile of stickie notes orto have all the items atop her desk completely rearranged, but everythingseemed in order. She dusted her fingers over the keyboard and lifted it just tobe sure; there was nothing. Grumbling, she reached back for her char and satwith utmost delicacy, convinced she would plummet to the ground the moment herrear connected with the seat, but the chair did not collapse.
Beckett sat completely still for over thirty seconds, herbody humming with readiness, but nothing happened. Everything was as it seemed.Rolling her eyes at how they’d fooled her into thinking something was amiss shescooted her chair into her keyboard and clicked her mouse to unlock thedesktop.
For the next ten minutes Beckett returned to her email inbox,completely unaware that sniggering still continued behind her. Ultimately, Ryan—oras he was more fondly known—“Castle Junior” could take the anticipation nolonger. “Hey Beckett?”
“You haven’t, ah, gotten any voicemails lately, have you?”
“Wha-” She stopped mid-word when she rotated her chairaround and saw the shit-eating grins on both their faces. She narrowed her eyesand dug into her jacket pocket for her phone. Upon further examination, shediscovered she had no voicemails.
Okay…what the hell were they—wait.
According to her phone, her voicemail had last been accessedat 10:45 that morning only she knew for certain she had not had a voicemail inover a day. What in the world had…
“Castle.” She growled when the failed attempt at hidinglaughter from the boys finally hit her. This situation reeked of him and he hadbeen snooping around her desk that morning when she returned from the bathroom.He was looking for a case, but a murder hadn’t been assigned to her that day,so she shooed him away, but evidently not before… “Damn it.”
Turning her chair back around so she didn’t have to look at thesmug mugs of her alleged partners, Kate tapped the password to her voicemailand examined it closely. The two messages she had saved remained, and no newmessages existed. So what had he—the outgoing message. It had to be.
Kate tapped a few keys and held the phone up to her earmaking sure to follow the prompts correctly all the while seething. How in thehell had he unlocked her phone to begin with? Then, he’d entered her voicemailpassword, which was different from the main phone password, as well!? She wasdefinitely going to kill him this time.
Once she selected “Listen to current outgoing message” shetaped her fingers impatiently on the top of her desk and waited for the messageto play.
“Hello, you’ve reachedthe voicemail of the extraordinary Detective Beckett. If you’d like to leave amessage for this sexy, smart woman please do so at the beep. If you’d like toleave a message for her ruggedly handsome partner, Richard Castle, you may alsodo that at the beep. Have a great day!”
Beckett pulled the phone away from her ear with such furyshe nearly threw it onto the desk. She stabbed at the buttons to end the calland, without even bothering to re-record the message, stood from her desk andstalked towards the elevator.
Yep; Richard Castle was definitely a dead man.