hello yes please tell me all of your frank/maria headcanons (i'm afraid you may have heard "tell me a lot of frank/maria headcanons" but i truly mean tell me ALL of your frank/maria headcanons)
*takes deep breath* ok here i go. this isn’t ALL. but this is all i could think of for now.
-maria knows where all of frank’s ticklish spots are. she remains the only person besides his mother who knows where they all are. frank knows where all of maria’s are but that wasn’t exactly a challenge.
-it’s no secret maria loves frank in his dress blues, but it’s more than just how handsome he looks. she’s fiercely proud.
-we saw in the show maria kissed frank’s nose…a lot. i wonder if she knows how it got broken? or if she just thinks his nose is adorable because it’s his nose and she’s gonna kiss it. twice.
-i talked about sex/intimacy here
-no one can make maria laugh like frank can.
(the rest are under the cut cuz there’s A LOT)
-idk what this hc is but one thing i’ve noticed is frank touches maria’s arms a lot. frank is a physical being. he touches and pats on people throughout the show in small gestures. he does this to micro a lot, and even with sarah. there are more examples, but frank specifically touches maria’s arm in the same way multiple times. one time is in the dream flashback - when she leaves to go get breakfast, frank touches her arm as she walks away. then later in the wedding dance dream sequence, we see a closeup of his hand holding her arm and running his hand down the length of her arm. my thought upon seeing that was how arms are seen as strength. an arm squeeze/touch is a sign of affection but also think about how maria is a form of strength for frank. her arms are something to hold onto, because she’s held him in her arms.
-another form of touch we see between them is maria touches frank’s chest a couple times. once in the dance dream, her hand rests on his chest over his medals, and over his heart. it’s like a symbol that she loves the marine, but she loves the man underneath too - because she has to feel his heartbeat where her hand is located. then in the sex scene - her hands are on his chest again. that’s directly touching the exposed man underneath. maria loves frank’s heart. frank speaks a lot of his guilt, and how maria (and the kids) saw how his tours have changed him. but maria loved him anyway.
-frank sleeps on his side, maria on her stomach. they don’t always have to be touching each other when they sleep. sometimes maria’s legs might brush against frank’s legs, or her shoulder might press into his back. if they are cuddling, either one could be the big spoon or little spoon. frank is happy to hold or to be held. frank also snores lightly.
-since we know frank liked to watch maria dance, i know he had to have scooped her up in his arms to dance and be a goof.
-maria sits in frank’s lap just as much as the kids do.
-the kids don’t see it, but maria worries about frank when he’s gone. she knows that’s part of the deal. he was a marine when they met. but she misses him terribly.
-maria calls frank a lot of cute names like we heard her call him sleepyhead, but i bet she calls him more. like if he’s ever grumpy she’d probably call him that. i bet frank calls her ‘babe’ or something similar pretty consistently.
-maria can predict what frank is going to order at restaurants. she changes up her order too much for him to predict her meal, but he’s always right on what she wants for dessert.
-frank is the kinda guy that when maria reaches for his hand, he quickly wraps his arm around her shoulder. he’ll kiss her temple and poke her side to get her to smile.
-maria is really giggly when she’s drunk and frank finds this hilarious.
-frank makes really good blanket forts. if the kids are at friend’s houses frank will make a fort. he and maria will watch movies and make out in the little fort because who says forts are just for kids?
-of course frank is protective, but maria is a very protective wife. she doesn’t baby frank, but she knows when things are bad for him after a tour. she’s gentle and nurturing.
-these two tease each other relentlessly. basically it’s a game of who can make the other blush more or who can turn the other one on faster. it’s a win win.
-when maria was pregnant with lisa, frank and maria were newlyweds and maria was feeling particularly uncomfortable. frank rubbed her feet. and ate junk food with her.
-maria spends a lot of time putting up frank’s medals and honors. he gets bashful about it, but she wants it displayed for everyone to see.
-they went on an ice skating date. once. frank fell, maria laughed til she cried, then she fell too.
-frank kisses maria’s ear during movies. he sometimes whispers things too. ;)
-they are a perfect mom and dad team.
-a lot of flirty things they do are things they both do to each other?? like maria will pinch frank’s butt, and he’d totally to the same to her.
-frank has never forgotten their firsts. first meeting, first kiss, first kiss with tongue, first time, etc. but also first time he made her laugh so hard she spewed out her drink. or the first time she cried in his arms. first time he fell asleep in her lap. first time they fought. first time leaving her to go on a tour. that first hug when he got home.
-frank and maria both know how to cook. frank’s cooked dinner for her on occasion, and they do cook together sometimes. but if you ask frank, he’ll tell you he prefers his wife’s cooking over his own. maria knows how to keep frank well fed and she knows his favorites. i can see her being excited to cook for him when he’s home from a tour because of all the meals he’s missed.
11:11: name three wishes and why you wish for them.
1. for myself and loved ones to have a long, happy, healthy, rich life because i think we all deserve this and we deserve a break from anxiety and shitty draining situations
2. for myself to be happy with the guy i love because i liked some awful fuckboys in the past and ruined my self esteem and how i view myself and he brought me back to life because he’s my best friend and he loves me and trusts me as much as i love and trust him and i just want us to be happy always
3. to move to new york bc i’ve always dreamed of moving to usa ever since i was a child it’s my long term dream
coffee: what’s your starbucks order, and who would you trust to order for you, if anyone?
hot chocolate with creme IT’S LITERALLY HEAVEN ON EARTH. unfortunatelly, in my country we don’t have starbucks so once every two years when i get enough money to go somewhere this is first thing i buy. i wouldn’t trust anyone to order this for me lmao they might drink a little and i can’t allow that i am selfish af for my sbux order
(Not So)Daily Sharick Headcanons: Shane and Rick both hate, hate, hate bugs so finding a spider in the house usually results in a "no, it's your fucking turn, man, you kill it" argument. 90% of the time they rock, paper, scissors or make stupid bets and the loser has to take care of the creepy crawly. Lori has seen them both scream at particularly large bugs. (And yes, she has video.) (And yes, she killed it while they were debating whose turn it was to kill it.)
(Not So)Daily Kastle Headcanons: Karen is a pro at microwave cooking. With how hectic her life can be, she likes anything that's grab & go and quick to make. But sometimes she comes home and her whole apartment smells like fresh sauce and basil, because Frank has scrounged up his mother's old recipes to cook for her. He's classy as fuck, too. Never forgets to light candles, buy flowers, get a bottle of wine. Best Boyfriend, Frank Castle.
