Please... Please feed us the Valko yandere headcanons. I beg of thee
I am struggling to do it because I really want to, but I also feel that I don't know enough about it him so it's arbitrary speculation to write for him... But at the same time we might never know so, ya know, yolo.
Thanks for requesting, get ready for dog-puns, hehe ♥
Edit: This ended up being a bit of a word-vomit lol, hope you guys enjoy!
❥ If the obsession is still in its earlier stages, he definitely gives you the scary-dog-privileges. All smiles when you face him and talk to him directly, and baring his teeth, looking down on anyone who dares to get close to you, like a rabid dog, whenever your back is turned. Even the people from his companies no longer look you in the eyes, too afraid of the consequences—rightly so. You start to feel like people are avoiding you, but they are actually avoiding the man that stalks behind you, whether you know it or not. The only moment he calms down is when you hook your arm around his or hold his hand. It's a sign of ownership enough to soothe his overprotective jealousy.
❥ Hands down, I think he wants to be leashed by you. Sure, he plays the role of independent, clever, strong, big, bad wolf, but if you were to put a collar on him and tug him around on a leash, Valko wouldn't complain. In fact, he'd follow you everywhere, never straining the leash like an unruly dog, and even follow commands (unless you're in danger if he doesn't act). He'd be a blushing, hunched-over mess the whole time, and he'd love every minute of public embarrassment and even more if it's in private and you're taking the reins in the relationship—at least that's what he's thinking about while he waits for you to come outside of the coffeeshop after you told him to stay put while you go order. And yes, if you want him to, he wears the collar anywhere, be it in the office or at home; Valko will be ready to be picked up from puppy daycare.
❥ Drugging you with chocolate also starts early. Not only does he have to find out about your favorite sweets composition, but he also has to find out which drugs work best and in which category. He brings non-drugged chocolate to outings you two enjoy together. Hence, you're not suspicious about him giving you chocolate later. Later, he tries the first sleepy chocolates on movie nights. You won't get suspicious why you keep falling asleep (sometimes deeper or faster than other times) if the movies are lowkey bad, after all. And the very special, very delicate, very arousing chocolate... well, he might have given it to you a few times when you two had a special occasion like an anniversary dinner or hanging out with friends, anywhere where things wouldn't escalate and you could excuse yourself. After all, one of the only things that keep him from pouncing when you smell so delectable is that he's unwilling to share anyone with you. He's also reluctant to force himself into your home after cutting the date short because you are 'unwell'. But as if he has a hunch, one day, this knowledge will serve him, and he's preparing you for it.
❥ Sometimes, Valko brings home and puts new chocolate flavors he developed against your skin, letting the bar melt before licking it off you. It's his new favorite way to combine his hobbies and interests, and he decides whether to keep producing the chocolate based on how well it pairs with your body's taste. Basically, all the people eating the chocolate from his company now eat choco that works the best when paired with your body. Congratulations! And for once, Valko isn't even jealous or unhappy with it, because he knows that no one else gets to taste the full potential aside from him.
❥ Sooo many acts of service. Even when his obsession one day explodes, and your liking of him turns into hatred, Valko will never let you fend for yourself. You may throw dinner in his face every night for a week, and he'll still make you a second plate and try to feed you, or at least watch you eat, so he makes sure you're not going hungry. Even if you punch, kick, or scream, he still tends to your wounds every night, no matter how many times you insult or scratch him in the process. And he draws you a bath any time you ask or look uncomfortable, even leaving you alone for the duration unless you need his help washing yourself for one reason or another. Valko still buys you flowers to decorate your room, makes the nest bed every day, and tells you jokes even though you don't react to them anymore. And he still kisses and holds you, even if you're only a mere shell of your past self, his love and loyalty to you never wavering.
❥ But before that stage even kicks in, there are so many more things he does. If you are still clueless, he is known to steal food right out of your hand or feed it to himself instead of letting you have it. To you, it looks like he's just teasing you and joking around; to him, it's just another way to claim you. It also encourages you to do the same to him, and seeing you indirectly kiss something he has just makes him rock hard, and his brain short-circuit.
❥ Technically, he provides you with enough clothes, going shopping with you or restocking your dresser when you're not looking. But even after locking you somewhere secure and only accessible to him, he still steals all your clothes. He even has a little room dedicated to you where he stashes everything he takes, never throwing anything out and rolling around in it after hard days. Of course, with underwear being the closest to your body, it's the most desirable thing to have for him, but Valko isn't picky. He'll take shirts, accessories, even perfumes or deodorant that are almost empty. Or your bedsheets and towels. Sometimes it's the thought of you wearing/using it that counts; other times it's just his obsession with your scent kicking it, so it depends on the day what strikes his fancy.
❥ As we know, he loves skinship. However, turns out that's hard when you're a yandere in love with a darling that is vehemently not. So aside from pushing himself against you like the needy pup he is, rubbing his body against yours or embracing you to inhale your scent and cuddle with you even if you protest, he also takes your hands hostage when he can't take it anymore. Admittedly, it sounds harsher than it is; he just moves your hands to his head, rubbing them through his hair/fur, or forces you to pet his ears. It never fulfills him 100%, but it's much better than nothing, especially if you give in sometimes and do it out of your own volition. Then, it's heaven to Valko. He also encourages this by brushing your hair or massaging you (even if you don't want him to), hoping it will make you more comfortable in touching him back at some point. Perhaps you'd even pet him, then? Wishful thinking, but tempting, and he knows it.
❥ He totally gets off on you touching and playing with his ears. If you pull on them, it will definitely give him masochistic pleasure, but you can also tease and do some denial play with how you handle his ears. He'll be literally pudding in your hands if you're gentle, though, and you can manipulate him to a certain degree into doing what you want when he's so love- and pleasure-drunk.
❥ Valko is the absolute worst yandere of the LIs to sleep with. It's basically big-dog-cuddles where he forces himself into your bed and sleeps, crushing you beneath him. He always has to hold on to you in some way, and you could (and do) scream in the summertime because it's just so HOT with him radiating heat like an oven. And no, you don't get your own blanket; you either share or accept Valko as your temporary blanket, but the man moves so little in the night that it gets uncomfortable quick. And yes, there have been instances when he got hard from a lewd dream, suckled your skin, licked or groped you, and overall, just woke you up for no fault of yours. There is no escape. You either spoon or perish between the mattress and him; there is no in-between except if you're hurt and he needs to be extra careful, causing him to sleep sitting on a chair next to your bed instead since he doesn't want to accidentally hurt you. Oh, and since his ears and tail are always out, the latter even curled around you: dog hairs galore!
❥ I don't actually think Valko would force himself on you as some kind of punishment or instinct, even when he's so aroused and needy. He'd rather jerk off at your feet, begging for you to touch him, than force you to have sex, but the special chocolate is always somewhere near, ready to be used when things get dire. There might be a time when you need a little more convincing to let him take care of your already existing, natural needs. Or your scent is driving him wild, Valko wanting nothing more than to drown in your crotch with his mouth around your sex so he can get his fill of your arousal scent. So if convincing doesn't help, maybe a piece of chocolate or a hot cocoa will do the trick. He's always ready, but he wishes the first time you two would completely fall into lust would happen more naturally, and he will regret it if it doesn't. It just doesn't stop him completely, either.
❥ Valko is so incredibly clingy with you. Even when he realizes that things won't be the same after what he's done with you, his hands are always on you. You could be lying on the couch, and he'd still find a way to massage your feet, spoon you, or pick you up to place you in a more favorable position with your head on his lap or vice versa. The moments he can't be with you are killing him; he's irritable at work, which people only allow him because of his genius, and he's a velcro dog at home, standing in front of the bathroom door, waiting for you to let him in while you're in there to brush your teeth or use the toilet. He'll build you a kennel or playroom if he must, so he can take you to work, accessible only to him and by elevator directly to the garage, so no one gets to see you except Valko.
❥ If you manage to escape him, he will hunt you down. No one can step into his path and remain alive or standing once he crosses their path. Trees get wrecked, people are killed, and your scent is still as fresh in his nose as it was when he held you. No matter how long, how far, how different you are, he will find you. There's not even a sliver of doubt. He will come for you, standing by your side at some point, looking down at you furiously. But when he touches you, picks you up, his hands are gentle as he presses himself against you, nuzzling his face into you, telling you he was so worried and he missed you so much, and you realize he's angry with himself rather than with you. He won't listen to your complaints, won't hesitate to bring you back, bathe you, feed you, take care of you. But the worst you will ever take away from it is him forcing a kiss on you before pulling away, ashamed of himself for losing his cool, but that's just how desperate he feels.
❥ That doesn't mean you can't get hurt by his claws or fangs. Most of the time it's unintentional, when he touches you while his claws are out. Valko will totally freak out, cursing and bringing too many bandages and ointments for a little scratch. So even if you reassure him over and over, he'll make a big fuss out of it, breaking off the claw that scratched you. Yet, you can watch him stare at the droplets of blood for a little too long, gulping a little too hard to deny that he wants to lick it up. As for the fangs: once the curtain falls and he gets to ravage you, biting becomes almost a daily thing. To mark you, to possess you, to let anyone (who won't see you because Valko won't let them) know you are his. And especially so that YOU don't forget it when you look in the mirror the day after. Once that is done, he will also nibble on you occasionally just for fun: your earlobe, lips, fingers. Nipples and thighs are not spared either, and you still have much more body to taste.
❥ Sometimes he'll use your body like a chew toy, especially in sleep. At least your yelps and flinches will wake him up and make him stop.
❥ Yes, he will hunt you in his full wolf-form too if necessary. Still, he'll be just as gentle and careful cradling you to himself, and even be unhappy that you smell more fearful than ever seeing his monster form. But sometimes, it's the fastest and easiest way to get to you, and that's the only thing that counts.
❥ In the end, his punishments are rather tame with locked doors and shackles if you fight against him. Valko can definitely be provoked into doing more harmful things, but it will take a looooong time and a lot of goading from you; it's not worth the effort. He'd have to be so desperate and out of options to actually hurt you, exhausting every possibility before that.
❥ Definitely a yandere who wants babies—plural, multiple. The bigger the family, the better. He also wants to introduce you to his parents/elders, but realizes it might be hard with the kind of... situation you two have. Still, maybe having a pup or twelve will make you more agreeable to be released into the wild again. And if you can't get pregnant? Valko will find the perfect pups for you to take care of, no worries!
