#cat!kakashi

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For @kakairu-shrine, based on her fanfic Catkashi (1000/10, super recommended if you need some fluff and cuteness to make your day better 💕✨)

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How to Train Your Sasuke- p2

He Can’t Get Anymore Trained!

Iruka sighed and rubbed the bridge of his nose. Naruto was sitting on the couch booping Sasuke on the nose while the cat playfully pushed him away and Kakashi was lounging in the sunlight by the window, curled in a tight ball and snoring loudly.

“Naruto this is serious. They won’t be playing favorites forever. Strongest ninja in Konoha or not.” Iruka said kindly. Naruto was now on his handheld furiously clicking away while Sasuke kneaded the rug beneath his feet. Ready to take a nap.

“Neh Iruka! You worry too much!” Naruto paused his game to wave the dark haired man’s worries away.

“I have to worry for all of us!” Iruka defended. A ripping sound brought Iruka’s attention to the rug that Sasuke just shred his claws through. Iruka gasped. He bought that rug! “Sasuke!” he hissed. “Bad boy!”

The cat looked up at him with warm coal black eyes and his tail swaying behind him and slowly, as he kept Iruka’s gaze he dragged his claws further down, ripping the rug open even more. “Naruto!”

“Sasuke why?” Naruto asked and tossed his handheld at the feline. Sasuke abandoned the rug in favor of leaping into the air to snatch the game. A devilish grin wide on his face before he hurled it at Kakashi. It smacked the silver haired cat on his bum and startled him so badly he yowled and scrambled to get away from danger.

Away from danger meant up the sides of Naruto’s curtains, shredding the material as he climbed. “Kakashi calm down!” Iruka yelled frantically hurrying over to his companion, glaring at Sasuke as he went.

“Why’d you do that?” Naruto demanded as he got up off the couch. Sasuke hissed at him and clawed at his hands whenever Naruto tried to get close to him.

A crash sounded from behind the two and Naruto hesitantly looked around to see Kakashi sprawled on top of Iruka who had tried to rescue him, the curtains splayed on the ground and bits and pieces of glass from the window now broken.

Sasuke’s purrs made him look down to see the cat on the back of couch, tail swaying and smirk on his pretty face as he watched the mess he made. Naruto quickly snatched the back of his neck before he could run off and reluctantly attached him to a leash and tied him to a leg of a table.

Iruka glared daggers at Sasuke while Kakashi draped his large body across his master’s lap and was being cuddled and stroked and petted while Iruka whispered soothing words to him. “Sasuke is a bad cat.” Iruka muttered after a long sullen silence.

“Well… I can’t say that you’re wrong about that.”

“You need to take him to the cat training academy.”

“Noooooo…” Naruto whined. “I hate it there. Everyone’s pussy is so much better trained than mine.”

“Well maybe if you didn’t slack off with him!” Iruka snapped even though Kakashi more or less had calmed down now. Iruka was just sensitive, Naruto understood that.

“Okay okay okay. I’ll make you a deal. If I can get Sasuke to be like, the very best there ever was then will you not force me to go to the academy?”

Iruka squinted at him, “Was… was that Pokemon…?”

At least Naruto looked abashed. “Do we have a deal my worrisome daddy?”

Iruka sighed. “You have one month.”

Naruto whooped and pumped his fist into the air. “Yes! More than enough time.”

Iruka smirked at him. “And then when you fail it’s off to the academy~”

Naruto frowned at him, “Where’s the faith? Where’s the love?”

“Well… in my defense,” he mocked Naruto’s line from the court session earlier. “Sasuke just lifted the table and pulled his leash free.”

Naruto spun around to see a wide eyed Sasuke still holding the table up with one hand and his now free leash in the other. “You rotten pussy!” Naruto yelled as he dropped the tattered remains of his curtain and darted after the cat. Sasuke grinned at him and ducked under the table his eyes slits and glowing in the dark as he waited for his master to catch him.