#cat!lando

[fairylando]

f1 on ig thinks im dumb and i wouldn't notice two consecutive photos of lando?🤨

[mintraindrop]

trick or treat! :D

hiii. I got some art for u 🫶

it's the first peek into my cat!Lando au. may I introduce:

Lankitty 🐾

sorry to bother the tag list but I figured you'd like to see this, too?

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[meowlando]

My ideal fanfics are Landoscar when Osc is a cat and can shapeshift (I read 2 of them and are my favs)

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okay so hi how are you glad you’re feeling better.

in one of your posts you talked about Lando taking naps with you and calling them scenes so that mclaren can’t come and find him? i feel like i can see multiple drivers doing this in the d/s au. mainly like Lando, Oscar, George when he has a bad race like right after singapore, maybe Mick during his Haas days if you knew him then, definitely Logan, and maybe Charles? like they’re all such subby babies and just want to cuddle with their dom/mommy if we’re talking Charles and Lando without being interrupted?

in that same post you also talked about the hybrid!AU about the cat distribution system sending you cat!Oscar even though you already had cat!Lando and I can totally see that happening like the minute you meet Oscar at the MTC with Lando he cuddles up to you and him and Lando already have such a good relationship so Lando begs you to take care of Oscar too because Oscar has never had that?

also in said post you talked about getting bunny!Arthur toys because he kept nibbling on his lip and he’s just so happy about it! like i can imagine him being so excited and eventually passing out next to you with a toy in his mouth.

Okay that’s all lol happy to have you back!

🔙🦴 anon

Oh my god I am so glad to be back especially because it means I get to have asks like this!! I love all of these thoughts so much, and I'm gonna discuss each one a little bit but please feel free to ask for more detail because I LOVE all of these thoughts.

THOUGHT ONE - D/S AU NAPS:

I think this is something that lando pioneers. It starts from one day where he's just way too tired to scene, having not been able to fall asleep the night before. So you tell him that he can just nap, and no one will disturb him because it's scene time.

From there the hack travels through the paddock like wildfire, with so many saying they're going to do a scene but in reality they just want a nap.

I think Charles has his own version of this hack, that's cuddles? He doesn't need to nap during the day like Oscar and Lando, but he absolutely does need to have cuddles with his mommy. So he'll say it's a scene, but in reality it's just him getting cuddles and praise and spending time with his mommy.

And Logan!! Logan needs it so bad!! In fact it think for Logan that you might be one who does it? You see him getting overwhelmed and uncertain. You know he's not in the right headspace for a scene, but he definitely needs some time so you say you're taking him for a scene in reality you're just taking him to rest and have a little nap.

THOUGHT TWO - HYBRID!AU WITH OSCAR/LANDO:

Firstly, you had no choice about Lando either. The cat distribution system have you him too. You were just minding your own business and then suddenly you had a cat hybrid boyfriend.

You're supposed to pick up Lando the day you meet Oscar, and when you arrive at MTC to pick up Lando he texts you and asks you to come inside. Usually Lando comes barrelling outside the moment you arrive, throwing himself in the car and whining about his tiring day and demanding cuddles and head scratches the moment you get home.

But this time he wants you to come in? Odd.

You find him on the couch in the reception area, and to your surprise he's with Oscar. You've heard of Oscar of course, but you've never met him before. Oscar is a little sleepy when you arrive, but Lando jumps up and immediately runs to you, purring when you hug him.

You sit down with them, chatting a little and suddenly you have a half asleep Oscar cuddling against you.

And he just... never leaves.

THOUGHT THREE - HYRBID!AU WITH ARTHUR:

Bunny Arthur!! The poor thing is aways chewing his lips!! He gets nervous and then suddenly he's chewing and he can't stop it. And even worse, his lips become sore and chapped and then he can't even kiss you? He starts crying when he realises that, because that's all he wants! He just wants kisses!

So of course you have to find some way you can help him, because seeing him this distressed is so sad. So you get him a chew toy? Maybe one of those ones that can be worn on a necklace?

He loves it so much!! He can nibble on it to his heart's content!!

Maybe for bunny hybrids, chewing can be stress relief? Like purring can be for cat hybrids? So he's honestly so much better and so much happier.

And him sleeping with it? Oh he's so cute!!

Like he comes home after a long day and then he can chew on his necklace while you massage his ears and then he's just fast asleep, such a happy bunny.

[vowels-eater]

I made a little something 🐱

[fairylando]

biblically accurate lando norris

[meowlando]

I think, as a society, we need to talk more about Lando’s perfect lips and “fallen angel” vibes

[meowlando]

A cat.