#cat gays

[darkrose517]

Are Cat!Gays/Golden Retriever!Bi-Pans officially a thing now?  Cause I’m here for it!!!

[boyfriendreceipts]

Fiancé: “Why the fuck did you bite me?! You came up to ME, you insolent slut!”

Moments pass

Scrambling noises begin

Fiancé: “What the fuck are you doing NOW? No- the fairy lights are not yours to play with! Now go cry over your empty food bowl, because you’re FAT!”

Cat: “MEOW!!!!”

Fiancé: “YEAH. Fa-TUH.”

Cat: “Mow!”

[boyfriendreceipts]

As my fiancé goes into the next room over and closes the door, followed closely by our cat, all I hear is a muffled "OW! YOU LITTLE BITCH! Oh, so you're stinky?! STINKYYYYYY!" and I love him so much

[boyfriendreceipts]

My cat: MOW

My boyfriend: What?

Cat: OW

My boyfriend: What do you want?

Cat: AAA!!

My boyfriend: Screaming won't solve anything, you know?

Cat: AAA-W!!

My boyfriend: Don't talk back to me!!

Cat: MOW-OWWW

My boyfriend: NO!!

Cat: AAAA!!! AAAAA!!!

My boyfriend: STOP THAT. DON'T MAKE ME CALL YOU THE "S" WORD.

Cat, entirely silent for fear of bearing the shameful label of 'Stinky':( O )ω( O )

[boyfriendreceipts]

It's like a massage but she hates it!

My fiancé, said in a tone that can only be described as ":D"

[cuddyclothes]

Astrology for Cats

There are two types of gays in this world: Cat Gays, and Dog Gays. Some people believe in a third category, Plant Gays, but those people are wrong and should be shunned. Now, as a bisexual woman, I…

[boyfriendreceipts]

Fat liddle nippols

My boyfriend, fatshaming my cat and her eight nipples

[boyfriendreceipts]

If you approach the corn one more time I'm going to put you in the spotlight you BITCH

My boyfriend, bullying my cat.