Noah Kahan
EXPECTATIONS
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
Andulka
Kiana Khansmith
cherry valley forever
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
if i look back, i am lost
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Claire Keane
trying on a metaphor
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bliss lane
pixel skylines
Today's Document
Mike Driver
will byers stan first human second
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@boyfriendreceipts
“Let me go, you all-legs having bastard”
“You stilts-looking motherfucker”
“Evil and fucked up! Evil and fucked up! Evil and fucked up! Evil and fucked up!”
“AHDHDHSJS— bitch! Calm down!”
“WEH! That’s what you sound like! That’s what you sound like!”
“…You gave me hiccups.”
U should change ur username and bio to husband :D
TRUE!! Honestly I forget about this blog consistently (I think both of us do), but we really should make some renovations soon!! And start being more active again!
“Not now, Daddy’s getting botulism!”
Cherry’s spent the last 5 minutes snickering like a gremlin over silly stuff, I’m not convinced I’m not living with a cat that gets kitty crazies
I love this man hsbbsbs
My husband: I want to hug a clown
Me: You know, I’ve never been to clown college...... To CU....... That’s Clown University....
Me: ..............
Me: I forgot where I was going with that.
“PRESIDENT OBAMA, GET DOWN!”
“Oh... I am in the clown building... where I belong.”
“Why y’all so good with perfumes, mercenary?”
“The embalmer has given up”
“I feel like it’s not worth it if it’s bombs, y’know?”
- my husband, who makes it very difficult to try and piece together what the video game he plays is about based on what he says in voice chat alone
That was the wrong blog I’m so sorry everyone
crying
user markshotaros going shooters for karl marx
u forgot the best part
This came across my feed a little bit ago so I'm glad I finally have context for it
@ukaizawa
God, that explains this:
Underrated feeling: your husband’s rhythmic, slow breath on your neck as he cuddles you in his sleep
Fuckgifb bullshit my husbanb WONT PEE ON ME IN STARTLEMENT IN THE BATHTUB like an upset elderly cat why am I UNCARED FOR
“I’M BLOCKING THAT FUCKING SANDERS SIDES KINNIE” - My beautiful and valid husband
“Hobnensty...ibs then benst....bolbipsy...”
- My ever-wise husband
Husband: “STOP saying Sweet Baby Ray’s Gourmet Sauce!”
Me: “WHAT DOTH VEX YOU ABOUT BABY RAY?!”
Husband: “IF YOU KEEP SAYING SWEET BABY RAY’S GOIRMET SAUCE YOU GET NOTHING”
“Life is difficult for a fat little man”
- Chi dropping knowledge about our dog
Me, wiggling my butt and clearly seeking attention: “Oh noooo... My butt is exposed!! Oh noooo!! The blanket is off! Tragedy!”
My beautiful husband, r/whooshing hard as hell: “I’ll cover it, don’t worry!”
My husband: :D
*Loud straw slurping noise*
“...I just swallowed a chocolate chip whole.”
Fiancé: “What was with that?!”
Me, groggy: “You’re gonna have to be more specific”
