#mlm quotes

[gay-spaces-blog]

I picture us in an apartment in the city laying on the couch while the sun warms us, your body presses against mine. You’re wearing my t-shirt and I’m holding you play with your hair. Cats at the end of the bed and the dog sleeping next to me as well.

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Minors DNI

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19+ only

[milocelium]

REDBUBBLE

[notebookofquotes]

I put a thing in your hand. Will you defend yourself? From me, I mean.

Richard Siken

[boyfriendreceipts]

My fiancé: *is cute and makes us both french toast sticks*

Me: *silently rearranges the sticks into loss.jpg*

Fiancé: Now you're not getting any

[boyfriendreceipts]

I’m slightly color blind in the red spectrum, and my new favorite game is just me saying the color that I think things are, just for my fiancé to have to inform me what color things actually are. Examples;

1;

Me: “Fun thing that I noticed! To match the red on this guy’s costume, you would equip the clothes labeled as PINK! So according to the game’s logic that guy is technically wearing pink, not red!”

My fiancé: “...He has been wearing hot pink this entire time. He never wore red. Did you think he was wearing red?”

2;

Fiancé: “What color do they use for psychic type?”

Me: “Pretty much the same hot pink that they use for dark type. Maybe a little less saturated.”

Fiancé, after seeing the difference: “...This one is purple. This color is purple. Maybe a little violet, but... this is purple.”

[boyfriendreceipts]

As my fiancé goes into the next room over and closes the door, followed closely by our cat, all I hear is a muffled "OW! YOU LITTLE BITCH! Oh, so you're stinky?! STINKYYYYYY!" and I love him so much

[boyfriendreceipts]

My fiancé, muttering quietly to himself with a tone of arcane wisdom: ......Hashbrown patty...... and enchilada sauce.....

[boyfriendreceipts]

Blood types

My boyfriend: So you're the universal receiver, then?

Me: yeah. I can take A, I can take B, I can take AB, O, whatever the fuck.

My boyfriend: You just really want blood, don't you?

Me: Yup! I'm a blood slut!

My boyfriend, gasping: Scandalous!