#cat joke

[silvrrlobotomy]

brothaa, I wish my cat were that adorable, but instead I have a HORRIBLE toe muncher that likes to shed his dust babies IN MY FOOD 😭😭🙏

[dnschmidt]

Local Kitten Hates Job

And in other news, a local kitten is already sick of his job. In a recent interview, eight-week-old Smidgen said, “Oh my god, if I see just one more catnip mouse, I am totally going to scream.”

According to Smidgen, when he informed his boss Bettie of his intent to find new work, she said, “Pspspspspsps!”

[puppetmaker40]

Yesterday was Tolkien reading day. I pulled out the Hobbit and read some of my favorite passages.

How can you go wrong with flamingos?

An interesting look at cats and I have always suspected this.

Screaming is part of selfceare. At some points one finds just shouting out your anger, sadness, frustration and what else you are feeling can be really cathartic. I'm not much of a cryer but I am a shouter. I think I have scared the neighbors with my primal scream.

[duckduckhjonk]

Do you think it's called a Cation because it's Pawsitive?

[trolledu]

If you have a white cat and you find it rolled up in a ball, you can put an orange on it to make it look like a fried egg.

[theidlespoon]

somehow @typicalabdullah ‘s recent post made me think of this. say what you want to say, but don’t lie to my face and say that the sentence structure doesn’t remind you of this.

[witnessing-the-gay-patheon]

How does one respond when you tell your therapist you are thinking about getting a cat and your therapist (a very kind seventy year old English lady) says that’s she’s sure ‘there’s lots of good pussy around’.

Mam, I am but a simple truama riddled lesbian, don’t make me ignore that joke……

[kaiihaze]