#cat-monster

[ask--dbd--wesker]

Pls purrrr for me! *purrrs the cat*

@cat-monster

Im not gonna purr, especially since your the cat here who’s supposed to be purring.

Jed, help me! @ask-the-ghostface your pet is mean to me

[ask--dbd--wesker]

“If Kitty tries to take back Timmy.. tell him it’s unsafe.. I locked it in our bedroom closet. Here’s the key.” Jed places his key into his hand.

The keys are safe with me. dont worry, my love *he says and takes them* I will take care of that

[ask--dbd--wesker]

You like black coffee like your dark cold soul~♡

-cat monster

Indeed *he says and takes a sip from his mug* Occasionally I also drink plant-based milk like oat milk or almond milk. but you are not wrong. black coffee for my black soul.

@cat-monster

[ask--dbd--wesker]

Dad, where exactly is Timmy?

@cat-monster

who are what is a timmy? is this some kind of...Pet?

whatever it is I dont know

[ask--dbd--wesker]

This time I will tuck you in you overworked sleepy massmurderer.

@cat-monster

I am not overworked nor am I sleepy nor am I a massmurderer. I am a brilliant mastermind who created a new world with a superior type of human race

[ebonyan-meori]

Send 📕 to throw a book at my muse.

@cat-monster

@cat_monster has won this round, frankie lays dead after getting a book thrown at him

[monstermaster13]

Goosebumps Concept

Title: James Claw-den's Thriller.

Reference: This late night host's dream is a late night nightmare.

Plot: Late Late Show host James Corden finds himself not quite 'feline' alright when he has a dream about a demonic cat-like monster that transfurs its powers into him and he wakes up with scratches on his arm, the scratchmarks heal only to be replaced with hairs that spread across his arms and he begins to feel different...he starts getting an averison to water, he gets a taste for fish (more than usual) and dogs won't stop chasing him, whenever he tries to remove the hairs they always grow back, a couple of nights later he has another dream, this time HE's the monster from the previous dream he had as he witnesses his own transformation into a Thriller style werecat, he at first seems worried but eventully warms up to his new predicament, but he finds it difficult to keep it a secret. Now a werecreature hunter wants him for his research project and to study him, will he able to avoid catching the werecreature hunter's attention?

[ask--dbd--wesker]

How should I dress up for halloween?

@cat-monster

you already are a monster, so there is no need for you to dress up. And I dont mean it to hurt you, but to say that you look good the way you are *he says and focuses back on his work*