Sep 13, 2016
@catalecticgeist
so uh, the transportalizer is gonna be off limits for a motherfuckin while.
SO IT’S EITHER NOW OR NEVER, MOTHERFUCKER.
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@catalecticgeist
so uh, the transportalizer is gonna be off limits for a motherfuckin while.
SO IT’S EITHER NOW OR NEVER, MOTHERFUCKER.
@catalecticgeist
i got the coordinates but the motherfuckers ain’t knowing you’re gonna be headed here so you gotta tell at me exactly when you’re gonna get here so i can wait for you.
ELSE YOU MIGHT RUN INTO SOMEONE FROM THE CHURCH
and end up dead.
catalecticgeist liked your post:honk.
:o)
catalecticgeist replied to your post:HONK. i wonder if i could really have...
FROM PAST EXPERIENCE I CAN ASSURE YOU IT’S GONNA BE A BIG FAT NO.
:o(
yeah, i know you’re being right about that shit.
catalecticgeist started following you
FIRST MOTHERFUCKING FOLLOWER.
and i ain’t even been here all that motherfuckin long.
SUP MOTHERFUCKER.
:o)
Good Light.
@caedisetmare Good light, darling; sorry you had to see me making an ass of myself first thing you get up.
@catalecticgeist I swear I’m normally much more charming. Try me back after I’ve rested, please.
@catalecticgeist
EXCUSE ME? HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FIGURE I KIDNAPPED MY OWN WIGGLER? PLEASE TELL ME. I MEAN, IF YOU’D LIKE TO TELL ME IN PERSON SO WE CAN SETTLE THIS FACE TO FACE, I’D BE MORE THAN WILLING TO DO SO. BECAUSE YOU’RE BARKING UP THE WRONG FUCKING TREE HERE, OLD BUDDY, OLD PAL.
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