Heavy Weighs The Crown

Single-verse "Fireblooded Emperor" Kankri Vantas M!A status: None, (accepting) All in-post Icon credit to hereticalsym69ls (line icons) and greasermodi (color icons), and were drawn OF Val, FOR Val. Do not reuse! Blog Icon credit to eddieveddah, and Banner credit to redthreshecutioner. Thanks, Ollie and Natto!

[softwaring]

trail cam asmr heal me

[lustingfood]

Lemon blueberry sweet rolls (x)

[valorousimperial]

Gods I don't like you. You have such good taste in food and I don't like you.

[summonsofink]

you could at least say My name when you ride My dick, kitten....🥺🥺

[valorousimperial]

CAN YOU STOP.

[valorousimperial]

Gods I don't like you. You have such good taste in food and I don't like you.

[highlandcattleofsaarela]

Half Day Old Calf Says Moo

[valorousimperial]

Why are entire posts a button now? I don't want to open a blog because I hit the like button. What do I do to turn this off?

[valorousimperial]

@graviconscientia Hi! It's been so long, Advoca!! How are you?

[valorousimperial]

I'm shocked anyone can still even find my blog. I post much too sporadically to get followers.

And yet! Hello and welcome to the blog! If I have not yet greeted you, please consider this my invitation to chat! I have just finished my laundry, which I have done for the third time this week! What the heck is with that?

[valorousimperial]

Amolin picked me up over their head today!

[valorousimperial]

I think that I mostly don't recognize the people I follow anymore.

[carcinogovernor]

PUBLIC IMAGE MAINTENANCE, NIGHT 46. SEND HELP.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I was a very precocious and hyperverbal toddler and asked the “where do babies come from?” extremely young so when I was almost three I randomly slammed my fork down and demanded to know how babies get into their mommies’ bellies in the first place.

fortunately they make books for teaching your insatiably curious wannabe zoologist toddler about sexual reproduction so by the time I was in preschool I was able to explain to my classmates that bugs stuck together because they were mating and that a similar process had happened between their parents to make them and that it was all a part of the biological cycle of life and death. I would explain this even to much older children who I heard asking what mating animals and insects were doing or sharing incorrect pregnancy information.

so like you can try to shelter your kids all you want but there is a nonzero chance that a hyperverbal autistic toddler will just fucking randomly walk up to them and explain that semen can fertilize an egg cell after insertion of the penis into the vagina, creating an embryo, and that ultimately they and everyone they know are subject to mortality and will inevitably die.

[valorousimperial]

No, that's it. I'm done working for the evening.

[valorousimperial]

@cyberneticlagomorph replied to your post “Lilies or hibiscus, do you think? I'm planting...”:

Hibiscus tasty Lily not tasty :c

​It's true! I mean, lovely tea to be had. Hibiscus it is.

[valorousimperial]

Lilies or hibiscus, do you think? I'm planting around a little water feature.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

a lil cheeky commission I'm workin on

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

okay got all the black ink on!

(i'll probably turn this one into a print if enough of yall are interested)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

okay it's done! i just gotta clean up the scans and then I'll get prints ordered tomorrow!

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ayyy listing's up and ready to go! thanks for yalls enthusiasm yall, I really appreciate it!

a lil quote that feels pressingly applicable All gold on digital prints are applied by hand, shipping prices based on Canada Post postage pr

[crepuxulum]

:33 look at this diva