Itoshi Sae x Fem!reader
Synopsis: Your son looks just like Rin // fluff, suggestive at the end
“What is that.”
“Sae, it’s your son,” you sigh, lying in the Hospital bed, completely exhausted of a night of giving birth.
“Why does he look like that.”
“I don’t know, what does he look like?” you’re currently so tired that you haven’t opened your eyes in hours, just weakly replying to Sae’s dumb questions. You saw your son after the birth briefly, but didn’t really see much of him due to him being cuddled in towels and having his eyes closed.
So what the hell does he mean?
“He looks…he looks exactly like Rin.”
You open your eyes slowly, “Really? That’s a surprise.”
Your eyes begin to focus slowly and get used to the bright light of the Hospital Bed, now being able to see your son in Sae’s arms.
He’s tiny.
A little bundle of…anger?
He looks extremely unsatisfied with the entire situation he’s in.
You crack a little smile. “Do you think he looks like Rinnie because he’s angry?”
“I told you to not call him that. And no,” with a sigh, Sae pulls the blankets away from your son’s body, revealing green hair, “Look. It’s green.”
You blink a couple times and then shrug. “I mean…your Father and your Brother both have green hair. It’s no surprise.”
“It shouldn’t work like that. My child is supposed to look like me, isn’t he?”
“What? You’re seriously angry about that? You’re completely ridiculous. Rinnie is your Brother, be happy your son is like him.”
“Don’t you dare say that. Just because he looks like him, doesn’t have to mean he’ll be like him,” Sae shivers at the thought of Teenage Rin in flow state.
You grin, “I actually hope he is exactly like Rinnie. I love his grumpy attitude and he’s just so adorable in general. He’s such a sweetheart.”
“Whatever floats your boat, Itoshi.”
You gasp and giggle, “Itoshi Sae’s first try at humour?? Will this affect the Aldi opening hours??”
“Just shut up.”
You giggle even louder, which wakes your baby up. He immediately begins to scream and cry, his little hands grasping for you.
“We’ll have to try for another one in time. One that isn’t loud and looks like me.”
“No the fuck we’re not. You know how much blood is coming out of me right this second?”
“This happened to you every month a while ago. Don’t be dramatic.”
“That’s it, I’m divorcing you.” You stare at him in complete seriousness.
Sae smiles softly and gives you the baby, “Love you too.”
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a/n: English isn’t my first language, criticism is welcomed but please be nice. Likes, comments and reblogs are highly appreciated. Do not steal or copy my work, nor feed it to ai.
n: If I had to have a baby with the worst Itoshi, I’d want it at least to look like the best // also, Sae is like mid 20s in this :o
divider by @cursed-carmine