#catbrat

[salemkyle]

y'all don't moisturize and it shows 💅

[tomatevermelho200]

*i love them very much

[salemkyle]

Here kitty, kitty, kitty.

( @askmrnygma )

Eddie~ you know I don't come when I'm called, usually 🖤

looking to play cat and mouse?

[salemkyle]

why does superman get a day, I want a day. and gifts

[salemkyle]

see all this adoption talk is why Batman could never tame me

kids suck

[salemkyle]

guys tell me about the first time you met the Bat

I met him on maybe my 10th or 11th outing, still figuring out my nighttime hobby. nothing big, just a few pieces that needed a better home💎 I could've gotten away, obviously, but I figured I'd see what the big deal about him was

He tells me to put everything back. just "put it back", no mention of the cops. So I did. Mostly. and then he let me go ♡

The world's greatest detective, no way he didn't notice a few things were still missing~

✗♡✗♡

[salemkyle]

🐈‍⬛💋 💅

[salemkyle]

friendly reminder to check your boyfriend's phone for my number