𝓒𝓪𝓽𝓫𝓻𝓪𝓽

♡ Cats come when they feel like it. Not when they're told ♡

[salemkyle]

"I just love a big strong man who's not afraid to show it, with someone half his size."

(ooc info below, please read before interacting)

♡♡c This is a Catbrat/Salem Kyle DC roleplay blog🖤𑄝 (my version of genderbent Catwoman)

You can expect Salem to stay true to Catwoman's generally agreed upon traits.

He's morally grey, seductive/flirtatious, independent, mysterious and he takes his cat motif way too seriously. As his name suggests though, he's not as mature or classy. He loves to be pampered, and he won't be paternal with anyone in any way.

Catbrat is a cis, white, gay man. He's very hard to convince but when the chips are down, he's on the side of "good". (He also has a huge thing for the Rogues Gallery, and their goons... And heroes... etc.)

Writer is an ADULT, so in character light flirting/"suggestive" stuff (not nsfw) is fine as long as you and your character are too. Preferably 21+

Profile: @LucccaMoh //// Header: Catwoman #64 Sozomaika C2E2 Foil Virgin Variant //// Divider above: @packerlands and @bieberdwards​ //// Sidebar image (on the custom theme): @snackage //// Sidebar cat silhouette (on the custom theme): @maryslayouts

[hechizaste]

[salemkyle]

I thought "the backrooms" meant something completely different ngl

[maviyenot]

[allaloneatsunset]

[salemkyle]

♡♡c My obsession with the Catwoman aesthetic is gonna make me chop my butt-length hair off some day

[chasingrainbowsforever]

~ Black and Gray ~

[salemkyle]

Metropolis is not my scene, but it has its charms. When I visited I didn't touch a single door or car handle

happens often enough to me in Gotham I guess, but not every time

[vamps1n]

[salemkyle]

Here kitty, kitty, kitty.

( @askmrnygma )

Eddie~ you know I don't come when I'm called, usually 🖤

looking to play cat and mouse?

[askmrnygma]

Salem darling, I have a spot of news.

Riddle me this, why would a wildcard, a wildcat and myself visit the Gotham City Museum during Independence Day Weekend?

The answer? Riches untold.

The blag is tonight, can I count on your assistance?

[salemkyle]

mm not quite as thrilling as our little game would've been 💅 You know I don't really do groups~ things tend to get messy when there's too many paws in the cookie jar.

the museum though... Hm. I guess I can take advantage of the inevitable chaos you'll both cause and take a look around, unless something more fun presents itself. haven't been in ages

[askmrnygma]

The aim is to keep things on the down low, assuming the clown keeps his word. We'll need your expertise to access the cargo, then I'll take a crack at the good old ancient cipher to ensure we can both leave with a priceless bounty. There's also the Russian Crown Jewels in close proximity if you fancy a little challenge.

I know you're not usually a team player but see this as an opportunity to really get your claws into something without any of the planning or precautions. Just a night of fun, gatto dispettoso!

[salemkyle]

oh Eddie. Joker, keep his word? well I guess with me around, there's a better chance of that happening. he does hate disappointing me~

alright alright, I'll humor you both 🖤

Just don't mistake my presence for anything else k? if there's trouble, I'm leaving. with the russian crown jewels ✨✨

[askmrnygma]

Oh don't worry, I have no intentions of asking you to do any more than your side of the deal. I also trust you have the capabilities to neutralize our wildcard if he decides to get a little too boisterous.

I've already booked a table in the Italian opposite the Museum under the name M. A. Offew an hour and a half before the fun starts, meet me there and we can decide the logistics.

[salemkyle]

oh that place is nice~ I'll go get prettied up ♡

[salemkyle]

Here kitty, kitty, kitty.

( @askmrnygma )

Eddie~ you know I don't come when I'm called, usually 🖤

looking to play cat and mouse?

[askmrnygma]

Salem darling, I have a spot of news.

Riddle me this, why would a wildcard, a wildcat and myself visit the Gotham City Museum during Independence Day Weekend?

The answer? Riches untold.

The blag is tonight, can I count on your assistance?

[salemkyle]

mm not quite as thrilling as our little game would've been 💅 You know I don't really do groups~ things tend to get messy when there's too many paws in the cookie jar.

the museum though... Hm. I guess I can take advantage of the inevitable chaos you'll both cause and take a look around, unless something more fun presents itself. haven't been in ages

[askmrnygma]

The aim is to keep things on the down low, assuming the clown keeps his word. We'll need your expertise to access the cargo, then I'll take a crack at the good old ancient cipher to ensure we can both leave with a priceless bounty. There's also the Russian Crown Jewels in close proximity if you fancy a little challenge.

I know you're not usually a team player but see this as an opportunity to really get your claws into something without any of the planning or precautions. Just a night of fun, gatto dispettoso!

[salemkyle]

oh Eddie. Joker, keep his word? well I guess with me around, there's a better chance of that happening. he does hate disappointing me~

alright alright, I'll humor you both 🖤

Just don't mistake my presence for anything else k? if there's trouble, I'm leaving. with the russian crown jewels ✨✨

[salemkyle]

Here kitty, kitty, kitty.

( @askmrnygma )

Eddie~ you know I don't come when I'm called, usually 🖤

looking to play cat and mouse?

[askmrnygma]

Salem darling, I have a spot of news.

Riddle me this, why would a wildcard, a wildcat and myself visit the Gotham City Museum during Independence Day Weekend?

The answer? Riches untold.

The blag is tonight, can I count on your assistance?

[salemkyle]

mm not quite as thrilling as our little game would've been 💅 You know I don't really do groups~ things tend to get messy when there's too many paws in the cookie jar.

the museum though... Hm. I guess I can take advantage of the inevitable chaos you'll both cause and take a look around, unless something more fun presents itself. haven't been in ages

[yellowskinnedwackyman]

wanna make me the happiest kitty in the whole wide world? oh who am I kidding, of course you do~

see there's this diamond that I want. Le Monde D'Azure✨ get it, and hold on to it for a little while for me k?

*eyebrow raised* Isn't the jewel stealing your thing? *pulls out a diamond belonging to Penguin from his boa* I can give you this one if I want. As long as you don't blab where and who you got this from, Ol' Bird beak'll never find out.

[yellowskinnedwackyman]

*eyes widen* Wow..Um, I think you misinterperted something about me. And it's not my insanity.

[salemkyle]

another one? what, straight? ace?

whatever, forget it then. crossing you off my himbo list

[salemkyle]

Here kitty, kitty, kitty.

( @askmrnygma )

Eddie~ you know I don't come when I'm called, usually 🖤

looking to play cat and mouse?

[yellowskinnedwackyman]

wanna make me the happiest kitty in the whole wide world? oh who am I kidding, of course you do~

see there's this diamond that I want. Le Monde D'Azure✨ get it, and hold on to it for a little while for me k?

*eyebrow raised* Isn't the jewel stealing your thing? *pulls out a diamond belonging to Penguin from his boa* I can give you this one if I want. As long as you don't blab where and who you got this from, Ol' Bird beak'll never find out.

[salemkyle]

oh. well aren't you sweet~ yoink

and you're right, I would steal this Le Monde D'Azure diamond myself but, I've got a chipped claw. soooo, grab it and hold on to it for a week or two yeah? for me~?

[yellowskinnedwackyman]

*blinks* Okay, I dunno who you think I am, but I'M not the jewel thief here! Also, can't you still cut glass with four claws? Thirdly, Even if I was your guy, I didn't even get any incentive offered to me! And you being happy, ain't enough. I only met you by you asking me to get a diamond!

[salemkyle]

ugh. I liked you better when you were crazy

[yellowskinnedwackyman]

I'm still crazy! *pulls out a unicycle, hops aboard and starts juggling rubik's cubes* What, you think I'd be doing a freebie because I'm nuts?!

[salemkyle]

no, because you're crazy and I'm hot

[yellowskinnedwackyman]

wanna make me the happiest kitty in the whole wide world? oh who am I kidding, of course you do~

see there's this diamond that I want. Le Monde D'Azure✨ get it, and hold on to it for a little while for me k?

*eyebrow raised* Isn't the jewel stealing your thing? *pulls out a diamond belonging to Penguin from his boa* I can give you this one if I want. As long as you don't blab where and who you got this from, Ol' Bird beak'll never find out.

[salemkyle]

oh. well aren't you sweet~ yoink

and you're right, I would steal this Le Monde D'Azure diamond myself but, I've got a chipped claw. soooo, grab it and hold on to it for a week or two yeah? for me~?

[yellowskinnedwackyman]

*blinks* Okay, I dunno who you think I am, but I'M not the jewel thief here! Also, can't you still cut glass with four claws? Thirdly, Even if I was your guy, I didn't even get any incentive offered to me! And you being happy, ain't enough. I only met you by you asking me to get a diamond!

[salemkyle]

ugh. I liked you better when you were crazy

[salemkyle]

last day of Pride month 🥀 might hit up Slade