Made you this mixtape, dude.
❛ ————- EH ? A WHASSA ? ❜ NEVERMIND THAT MIXTAPES have been defunct for the past ten hundred years ; nevermind that bokuto , ever the posterchild of a book - burning millenial , has never so much as even seen a cassette tape in his ENTIRE LIFE , much less coexisted anywhere near the presence of one , ever . no one has . because they haven’t been unearthed in , again , ONE THOUSAND MILLION YEARS .
but , at the end of the day , a gift is a horse is a gift mouth , and he will be DAMNEDif he does not accept the most unflattering form of flattery as if it were something entirely else and better . further inspection breeds all but two conclusions from his infinite wisdom — respective to the order in which they occur to him : ONE being that he could probably fit this entire thing in his mouth if he was dared ( or if he wasn’t ) , and TWO being that nothing in this entire world has ever , nor will it ever again , tickle him quite as pink as getting to perceive the words ‘ NIGHTCORE MINECRAFT VOL . 4 / 20 GREATEST HITS ’ with his very own eyes .
bokuto then looks between the ugly , outdated square and the cassette in his hand . ❛ at the risk of sounding crass as hell , brohemian rhapsody , i’m gonna put this on in the bath tonight and be thinkin’ of you the entire freakin’ time . ❜ BECAUSE WE’RE TWO BROS ANDTHAT’S WHAT BROS DO , says the security of the accompanying bear hug . 02 seconds later .
