#catered to

[papawolfchris]

The Wolf stalks his prey

[helianthian]

OH FUCK THIS IS FOR ME

[papawolfchris]

[papawolfchris]

@lesbichans oh boi do i ever understand

[yetibaba]

So I can't see nudity (even in art) on Tumblr anymore, but somehow the number of spam msgs increases exponentially. Maybe focus on stopping That, and not so much bending over for the vocal few minority that buckles their hats each morning, before going out to find "sin" in the world. The spam is really pathetic too, and always a slight variation on the previous, about how they found your Amazing blog and are going to get you So Many new followers if you just do x. Often, to at least amuse myself, I'll send a msg back, before clicking the spam button. Here's one from tonight--hopefully it muddled their "brains" even more:

I've received numerous awesome messages like yours, and was pleasantly surprised to find every one of them not only redundant and unoriginal, but so transparently bogus, that it has become a bellwether of stupidity for me. "OMG, you mean like, you're gonna give me all these followers for realz!?" Sorry Charlie, I'm not Suzy Creamcheese, and I've been to the rodeo. Heigh-O!!!

What's that canned pork shoulder product again? Oh yes: click.