Jun 21
they are married and in love…
bubbles is so small and smooth because they actually have dwarfism/ an analogous eridian condition. crab is a pretty normal size for an eridian their age.
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they are married and in love…
bubbles is so small and smooth because they actually have dwarfism/ an analogous eridian condition. crab is a pretty normal size for an eridian their age.
i would say i’m back on my bullshit but it is far more accurate to say that i’m on some new and fascinating bullshit. i made some ocs for the shitty eridian trend and tbh i’m having a lot of fun. so, introducing Bubbles and Carcinization (Crab for short). they are married and i would die for them. (she/they for both characters)
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i have a headcanon that many eridians embed chips of their mates’ carapaces into their own alongside the scarification we see in the movie, just bc i think it’s cute.
none of y'all prepared me for the fact that the first thing that happens in project hail mary is a guy getting sounded
unpopular opinion but I love the ink bleeding stage of tattoos, I think it's really funny
if ever I either retire or get a job in which I am thoroughly unfireable I'm gonna get knuckle tattooes that say some shit like "LOVE FISH" because I think that would be funny as hell
elementary (2012) is so fucking funny for being a Sherlock Holmes adaptation that genderbends Watson into a woman and then proceeds to not do anything romantic between Sherlock and Joan. honestly iconic
I'm so glad they had a random cowboy episode in season 11 of Bones because Emily Deschanel as a cowgirl send post
someone asked me if I was an aquarius, should I be offended