#catfishfindom

[randomlypatientmaw]

YOU DON’T GO HERE!

keonho x yn reader

cortis ot5 smau

↷ synopsis : keonho randomly becomes OBSESSED with proving y/n is a catfish after seeing her blurry TikTok pfp 😭

because apparently “nobody at their school looks like that”

the problem ??

y/n literally goes to their school

↷ warnings : swearing, arguments, school drama, fake accusations, keonho being annoying as hell, everyone doing too much for a blurry pfp 😭

↷ authors note :this is lowkey based on something that happened to me irl LMFAOOO 😭

also this is my first smau so if the formatting looks ugly no it doesn’t

[catfishmommy22]

Your purpose is simple: make money and give it to me. The sooner you accept that, the happier you’ll be. Now, be a good boy and drain that wallet like a proper cash slave.”

[ruinyourlifecf]

I really, really, really, really wish there was a reliable method to shrink a penis. I would have a big collection of before and after photos of all the masculinity I have robbed from stupid men.

Sigh...

Your finances are actually the next best thing.

[pacifierbby]

Well, if van is in jail ( we all know it's fake) bet his mugshot will be like this

I WAS BORED OKAY

[ccluxe]

[emmett92caps]

[lobotomizedskull]

[catfishmommy22]

It's not your fault I fuck you so much better than your old 'domme'😵‍💫

I'm literally GOD🤤

I am MANSCAM🥵

I'm the DERANGED daddy you need👅

Daddy's dick hits fucking different 🫦