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[the-kin-diner]

borderlinewillgraham said:

tbh a can of tuna is like the cheepest thing ever and you can pretend it’s catfood

this is true, i also suggest underwood’s chicken spread as well as the tuna for the cat food feeling. if you really are aiming for cat food.   EDIT: but don’t mix tuna and chicken spread together. it probably tastes terrible.

[the-kin-diner]

What would you suggest for a college living catkin trying to eat cheap and simple? All these recipes look deliciously expensive haha.

fUCK I BACKSPACED THIS ASK WHEN I HAD IT DONE but i do have an expensive taste in food and i am so sorry. here uh.try tony’s tilapia! 3 ingredients.

try bbq rubbed chicken skewers!

try broiled drumsticks.

if this isn’t cheap enough, please tell me.-bagel/jojo

[the-kin-diner]

Would you have anything sweet and non-fish for a felinekin? Also maybe simple to make, as I'm not the greatest cook.

 sure can look! for a meaty sweet craving, try honey sesame chicken! any recipe is easy if you have good instructions.

maybe brown sugar glazed beef? often beef is incorporated into household cat food diets, even to a minimal level, i think? it’s 2:30 am cut me some slack if i am thinking of some other animal. 

try cat shaped cookies. not too original, and by no means do you have to decorate them all pretty, either. 

uhhh i’m running out of ideas, this will probably be my last request for the night. if you want something else, do tell me @_@- bagel/jojo

[the-kin-diner]

Happen to have any meaty meal ideas for a hungry Pallas cat? Thanks!

sure!

maybe try some rabbit in mustard sauce?

how about some grilled doves with blueberry bbq sauce?

maybe some roast split chicken with lemon artichoke sauce?

not what you wanted? tell me!

~ alice

[the-kin-diner]

Hi there! I absolutely adore this blog, and I was wondering if perhaps you could do something for a domestic catkin who loves fish and birds? I also like sweet things too, but you don't have to do that if you don't want to ^^ Thank you!

ok!try quinoa crusted tuna.

try pan seared trout with pecan brown butter sauce.try crock pot whole chicken!not what you wanted? be sure to tell me!

[the-kin-diner]

Hello! are you familiar with warrior cats? because as a medicine cat of riverclan I'd love to see what you could offer up! if you don't know what it is i'll be more than happy to further explain. (and if you do, I love seafood, but also meat and things and there must be berries around the territory too... I think it'd be nice for ever warrior catkin!)

yeah, i read warrior cats at some pointtry river trout with catmint.

try braised lamb with juniper berries, fennel, and sage

try blackberry honey syrup for when you want a treat. put it on yogurt and ice cream!

not what you wanted? tell me!

[the-kin-diner]

could i request something for a felinekin to snack on? :3 no fish or tomatoes, please!

sure thing! try braised rabbit.

also perhaps try some quail legs! you can pick up animals like these from hunters, usually small meat processing and taxidermy places who get it straight from the source.

i know cats like eating frogs, so maybe try some frog legs.

not what you wanted? feel free to ask again!

[the-kin-diner]

Hmm, any tasty cat biscuit-esque recipes?

whew, sorry about pausing on this. i'm getting my ass kicked by my mental illness situation. generally for biscuits and things of the sort, if you're alright with sweet, i'd make shortbread and cut it into cute little shapes.

if you wanted a bit more savory, you could use this person's method of making their lobster crackers, (but really they're cheese crackers with red food coloring cut into cute shapes.)

there's another recipe i'm thinking of, with crackers made with chicken broth, but i can't find it, because all the internet's giving me is "baked chicken with cracker crust." if i find it later, i'll make a separate post.if you want me to try again, feel free to tell me.