#catnipp talks

[spindlyspidercat]

i am going to chew on him like how my cats chew on hair elastics

[spidercatweb]

i think modern day spencer reid would make an instagram account when he's trying to rizz you up specifically for those purposes and when it works he only posts pictures of you as well as happy birthday and anniversary posts

also i feel like he's actually unnervingly good at taking pictures just like he is at everything else he does but he only takes pictures of you and things/places you ask him to take pictures of

WAAHAH

I believe Penelope would be absolutely begging him to get any form of social media (which he refuses to do) then when you come along and ask him if he has instagram because you want to send him posts or something he might make an account that night just so he can talk to you, because he loves seeing or hearing anything you do and won't miss the opportunity to.

he would be THE CUTEST taking pictures of you. He might just pull out his phone (or camera because he likes that better) for no reason other than because you look pretty (oh my god😮‍💨) and he would only be in the pictures if you absolutely insisted (which you do often, of course). And I think he would prefer to keep most of them private, not wanting to post everything on social media because privacy, stalkers, everyday risks of being in the bau, etc. so he'd have a private account that only his friends follow and he'd post the rare few photos of him, you, or pictures from a convention he went to or something.

but when it was an important event he would definitely spend so much time finding the perfect picture to post and he would write the longest, most sappy caption ever that would get him made fun of at work for weeks (but it would be worth it for you <3)

your honour i love him and need him so bad.

thank you anon 💜

[spindlyspidercat]

THERES PICTURES OF PIGS ON THE WALL IN THE SAW 3 ROOM WHERE JOHN IS

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[spindlyspidercat]

i personally LOVED how slow paced iron lung was. i loved the feeling of isolation from being alone with simon in that tiny space for so long. it was so refreshing to watch something that wasnt so fast paced and in your face etc. i loveeeddddd being able to see so many little details in the submarine... yummm... lingering uncomfortable moments that make you think... mm mm mm... beautiful beautiful movie and im still thinking about it and i need to watch again.

[spindlyspidercat]

if spencer is in the next season at all i am begging the hair and makeup people to make his hair look nice 💔 please 💔 his hair in the will funeral episode was really not it. let the man have his beautiful nice curls pleeeeeeaseee 😭😭

[spindlyspidercat]

Penelope Garcia and Angela Montenegro yuri

someone needs to draw this that's not me because i will draw it but later and i need to see someone else draw itttttt i need them to lez ouuuuttttt

[spindlyspidercat]

help me out w deciding!!!

im drawing penelope garcia in her bra and underwear rn 😳😳😳 and idk which of her eras it should be...

???!?!!

Regular Garcia 💖⭐👾

Ginger Garcia 🧡🤖🍊

Black Queen Garcia 🖤🩸🦇

secret fourth option (you suggest)

Voting ended onSep 17, 2025

thankyewww thankyew in advance :)) i can never decide things on my own

[spindlyspidercat]

PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING STUPID. DO YOU NOT GET THAT MAKING AI CHATBOTS IS THEFT. ITS NOT A FUN AND SILLY ORIGINAL ACTIVITY. IT IS ACTIVELY HARMING PEOPLE'S MENTAL HEALTH AND THE PLANET.

oh my fucking god im actually so pissed off people need to just STOOOOPPPPPP 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 uuughhhhh. what fucking ever just more people for me to block. it actually makes me feel so insane because how can you think what you are doing is in any way good. ts pmo ts pmo ts pmo.

anyways! peace and love to everyone who doesn't use ai ❤️☺️🎉🥰🥰🥳💞💞💞🪻🪻🌹🌹🌻🌼 i love you ❤️