#catompreg

[admiralphasma-blog]

Amoz and I are getting married. 

I'm the groom. 

You're all invited.

I will be drunk and there might be bears. 

Becca will be the best man. 

I should go to sleep. 

[admiralphasma-blog]

catompreg reblogged your post: On a scale of drinking paint to Tavrisprite, how...

1. Fuck you tavrisprite was awesome. 2. Genderbent is always the answer. ALWAYS.

I didn't say it wasn't awesome. It was just stupid at the same time. And Genderbend is my favorite of all time. 

[admiralphasma-blog]

Actual conversation I had today

Becca: But what if she's mad at us?

Me: How can she be mad at us? We left her a Doritos Taco.

Becca: And a note written in blood.

Me: Yeah. And a TACO.

[admiralphasma-blog]

I have so many Todd Allison and Petunia Violet feels right now omg.

And there is nothing to satisfy my love of it. 

Damn it Becca.

[admiralphasma-blog]

(◕‿◕ ✿) (Also we are now at 159 WAT)

(YOU GO BECCA)

1. First impression: Whore.2. Truth is: You're still a whore.3. How old do you look: I am going to say around 20? You could pass from anywhere between 17 to 22 I would say though. 4. Have you ever made me laugh: Never. Not once ever. JK. I laughed when you got hysterical at The Hunger Games. 5. Have you ever made me mad: Yes. Remember that time you lied to me about how to get into Dairy Queen? I'm still bitter. 6. Best feature: Boobs. 7. Have I ever had a crush on you: I have told you already, this relationship is purely sexual.8. You’re my: Kanaya to my Vriska, the Sam to my Dean, and the Rose to my Dave. Yes. 9. Name in my phone: Kanaya Maryam. 10. Should you post this too? YES. But you probably won't. Cause you're a whore.