#catpope

[iamnotapiano]

[ok-so-hear-me-out]

Can't help but feel like Sam wants me to kiss his paw like the pope presenting his ring.

[amandapearly]

Still not over this red hot look by #CatPope on #CarolineArapoglou for #TheStrangerThings premiere with our tomato red duchess satin #OctoClutch... 💥 // #AMANDAPEARL #RedCarpetStyle #StrangerThings #RedCarpetFashion #Clutch #Handbag #SlowFashion (at Santa Monica, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7mqDbjl2SC/?igshid=156rj9u6hkvxq

[prokage]

catpope replied to your post “outfightingtigers replied to your post “werent you friends with the...”

Eugh I havent thought about Sam in forever. That was so fucked. Euuughhh

yeah and the worst part is he’s still on twitter interacting with people like nothing 

[grumpymunchy]

Münchy for Pope

Münchy for Pope This is an official press release. I, Dr. Theodore Longbody, you know me as “Münchy” an officially throwing my funny looking hat into the ring for Pope.  I know most of you are saying “but Münchy, you are a cat. You can not be pope” well to you I say. “Shut up! Why would I take advice from you, you talk to cats and have bad taste in clothing!” (I’m assuming) but your rude thought got me thinking “can I be pope?” And I answer you, yes. I can be pope because no where does it say cats AREN’T allowed to be. BOOM!! “But Münchy, you can’t be pope. You need to be catholic” this I’m just learning. Had no clue what the pope does. Just say the clothing and the people doing things for him and thought “boy, I gotta get in on that” more research shows now I have to believe in a “god” so here is goes. BAM! Now I believe. Catholic, checked off.  I have a few changes i will put in place as if, no, WHEN I become pope: 1: Cats will be allowed to be pope. I figure once I am pope I can change it so no one can kick me out. “Oh wait, he is a cat, he can’t be….he just changed the rules. Nevermind.”
This one needs to be done pretty quickly 2: Daniel Day-Lewis shall be a bishop. Whatever they do, I just think he deserves it 3: Scratching posts on all the Pews.  4: NO DOGS ALLOWED. I figure since I found a loop hole, a dog is going to find one sooner then later so I’ll just put the kibosh on that before it becomes a problem 5: Get rid of those bit “T” things. It’s gross to have that guy everywhere. But a shirt on or get out weirdo So there you have it, i am officially in the running for pope. It will be sad to leave you all when I win. But it’s for the best. Its time I get to where I deserve to be, in a palace filled with gold and servants backed by a group filled with hatred and secrecy. That’s the Grumpy way. Love sometimes -Dr. Theodore Longbody Esq.
“Grumpy Münchy”