#cats suck

[frooglet]

im allergic to cats

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Yah, fck u cat who put ur nasty ahh hair in my eyes until I couldn't see for a week and a half

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[curiouslyeasy]

some of you have never innocently gotten up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and stepped in a pile of cat vomit and it shows.

[bramblesandco]

[carsassians]

me, watching four of my cats chase a bug for 30 minutes without killing it: you are useless. what is the point of having you. i cannot believe my ancestors used you to keep away pests

[foropinionssake]

Dogs > cats all day every day

[sassenashsworld]

All cats go to hell

I spent the first year of her life calling the feline female living with me Le Chat (the cat)… because. Then a man came into my life and he was very surprised to know The Cat (le chat in french beeing masculine) was pregnant. I told him this cat was called Grizoune, named by the father of my three sons, who left the house without the sons and without the cat.

So we started to call her…… Grizoune. Until this day, it remained… Grizoune gave birth to two kittens, a male and a female. Having children, I fell for the perennial "can we keep at least one" and I chose the female, because my nephews have their birthdays in October and February respectively, so I offered to have the male operated and give it to my nephews as a birthday and Christmas present, with everything that would need in order to take care of it. I called the female Neby for 'Nebula Panther' because of her stains and manners. My sister’s cat, I called it temporarily Crok because she had a cat called Monsieur and the Croque-Monsieur is a snack. She renamed him Garçon, boy in English. After a few months, my sister called me to complain about Garçon’s behavior… and ask me if I would take it back because she wants to get rid of it… and I accept because… So, in my house, I have three cats; Grizoune, Neby and Garçon (whom I strive to call Crok and he comes to no longer know who he is, which amuses me infinitely) Grizoune is a pussy of a certain character, she loves hugs and getting scratched under the neck, but hates we take her in our arms. She then turns into a real fury. Neby is invisible. Most people who come to my house don’t know I have a third cat, she’s hiding in the basement where my room is. She only comes out at night, when my kids are in bed, and then she rubs and rubs and rubs herself against me purring like I could love her. When I go to bed, she lies on top of me and then I feel her vibration through the blankets. Also, she will meow in my ears until I pet her. I don’t need to pet her for long, but I MUST. Which is kind of boring. Then Crok… poor Crok. The kids' cat. Officially. My youngest boy spent his childhood carrying him ALL THE TIME in his arms, sleeping with him, giving him more affection than he needs. His younger sister did the same. The other two appreciated his docility. Crok is a HUGE cat, twice as big as his mother, but softer than a rag doll. Ironically, when my youngest goes to school or to his father's home, Crok lies down on me, a soul in pain that requires attention, instead of enjoying his freedom as a cat should. So finally, after this talk about my three cats, you’ll ask me where I was going with this?

To absolutely nothing. I’m just trying to get used to the idea that despite my aversion to animals in captivity, with my aging children, I’m most likely going to turn into a crazy cat girl, a loner, writing novels while driving her dreams at night… surround by cats...

Holy shit…

[sassenashsworld]

Soon will have some draw of Dogmeat

Thanx to Jag

[funnysnake2019]

cat people are the ultimate cucks. you'll tell them a cat scratched you and you had to get a shot and they'll be all like

"cats never hurt ANYONE unless YOU did something to DESERVE it!!!"

like cats don't freaking straight up attack your leg for simply walking near them. cats will sneak up on you and just bite you in the ear bc they're dicks. who would actually want a pet that straight up hurts you, and offers no benefits in return?

catcucks is who. terrible species of people.