#catsarehumanstoo

[stormsbreadth]

RIP Arti, 9 May 2026

Arti, offline name Hal, known here as @catsarehumanstoo, died on Saturday 9th May of complications following surgery. He was surrounded by family and friends, including me.

I've been friends with Arti since we were 12 years old, and we grew up alongside each other both online and in-person. He was kind, clever and generous, with a wickedly dry sense of humour, and I will miss him more than words can express. He loved cooking, comics and films, of which his absolute favourite was Speed Racer (2008).

Despite being close friends, in recent years our online circles didn't overlap much. If you had any interaction with Arti, I would appreciate you reblogging this so that we can get the word out. If you were a friend of his and would like to talk, my DMs are open.

[secondbeatsongs]

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"Making Up Numbers" with every first beat removed

[mamawasatesttube]

tell me about tim hitting on supernova and being a whore 👀

also asked by @derp-a-la-sheep !!

"tim drake hits on supernova. whore.docx" is some futurefic identity shenanigans. i.e. tim drake, hapless civilian that he is, visits his sweet ol country boyfriend conner kent in metropolis, and the two of them say huh, it'd be fun to go down to that park and check out all the food trucks and little market stalls this weekend! and tim drake, since he's a nice boyfriend, offers to step into the bank on the way over and get some cash at the atm, which would be all well and good if a bunch of wannabe bank robbers from out of state didn't also step into the bank in the interest of cash.

what this turns into: oh no!!! 😱 there's some guys with guns!! in the bank!!! ...yes, seriously, some people tried robbing this bank with guns, regular old normal guns, in superman's city. don't worry guys, supernova's got this, as soon as he can stop laughing, anyways.

so we have tim, stuck on the inside of a hostage situation, pouting. because he could have handled it himself if he had his costume on him. but noooo, he has to play the scared rich prettyboy from out of town because it's keeping the robbers attention on him and not the other people stuck in the bank. ugh. he hates having to sit around pretending he's helpless. he's so mad!!!

and then we have kon effortlessly scaring the shit out of the bank robbers, clearly having a great time, making a bunch of bad jokes. and tim is just like. oohhhh im so mad. i need to go make out with my sexy boyfriend who just disintegrated 15 guns and maybe then i won't be as mad. the worst part of this is that tim ISNT even hitting on supernova. he's just staring at him like 👁️👁️. and then someone next to him goes "yeah. dreamy, isn't he?" and tim's like. um. (how would a civilian from out of town who has never actually grabbed that butt react to this.) y. yes? yes. dreamy. yeah. totally?

and of course that means when kon is getting him "to safety" he's like. wow, you think i'm dreamy, citizen? and tim goes :/ i have a boyfriend. and kon, giggling in midair, is like, oh yeah? is he cute? and then, because i make memes about my own wips instead of writing them sometimes, we have a visual aid for the choice tim suddenly finds himself facing:

anyway its just lighthearted shenanigans and a look at what kon's ttk looks like to "outsiders" and people on the ground. and also kon making fun of tim when tim is ALREADY pouting about being stuck as a civilian during this whole incident. shouldnt actually be too long if i can just... write it... ough!

[cowboyboygirl]

shampoo bottles? 👀

“It’s totally working though, I know,” she brushes her thumb across Cissie’s, “you can’t stay mad at me anyways.”

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

could you do 'this user has blocked you. please refrain from further communicaton'? the misspelling in communication is 100% intentional and necessary

got it, [sic] maintained

Askbox is currently closed as I work my way through these older asks

[mamawasatesttube]

gimme some of that cool and sexy ttk 👀

“Mm, no, I don’t think so,” Kon says, flippant, as though the heavy, spiked metal ball is nothing more than a gnat or a mosquito to be waved away.

Metal crunches loudly as he closes his fist. The chain attaching the ball to the flail snaps as Kon crumples it like a piece of paper. Kon tosses it up once, catches it, and smirks.

“Here,” he says, and tosses the crumpled wad of metal back to an astonished Metalhead. “Enjoy your new paperweight, Store-Brand Shadow. You mind if I call you Store-Brand Shadow? Great. So, anyways, you seem to be trying to beat up on my—”

Metalhead snarls with wordless rage and hurls the handle and chain at Kon, clearly trying to loop the chain around his neck. Tim kind of has to give him points for temerity, watching him lunge—hasn’t he figured out he’s really, really outclassed?

Kon neatly sidesteps between one blink and the next, and Metalhead stumbles past him, disoriented. He snarls again.

“What are you?!”

Kon presses his lips together, expression flat. “Seriously? I mean, I get not necessarily recognizing me as me, but come on. Look at my face. It’s a dead ringer for someone real famous. Ring any bells?”

He gestures at his face, then rolls his eyes and turns to Tim, still slumped against the shelf. Tim crooks a smile at him, drinking him in; heady relief sings through his veins and thrums with every beat of his heart. He’s not dying here. He’s safe. Kon came for him.

“Hey,” Tim greets, fingers twitching in a tiny wave. “Fancy seeing you here.”

[mamawasatesttube]

quastion 🖐️ if you got a thousand hugs from ten thousand lightning bugs, would you let them try to teach you how to dance

i WOULD!!!!! a foxtrot above my head, a sock hop beside my bed, with a disco ball that's just hanging by a thread!!!

[mamawasatesttube]

evil smile. where does jaytim fall on your chart

it's bad!