#cattywh0mpus

[demonicintegrity]

DAMN YALL ON SOME NEXT LEVEL SHIT WITH THESE IDEAS!!

Dude Candy has been someone feeding me awesome ideas and prompts for a while now. Now us combined together with Catty, we on some big brain shit now tbh.

We’re by far not the first people to suggest and come up with a swap au but we be bopping together tho.

[demonicintegrity]

Okay but I do actually apologize for manifesting the term “toad tickler” into our corporeal realm and having it catch on. I will surely pay for my sins in blood.

Yea you better be shitlips

Any other time I would’ve liked the creative flair to shake things up so I’m not hearing the same insult over and over, but oh my god that’s so cursed.

[demonicintegrity]

Hey I just want you to know I’m really sorry you’re getting cyber bullied by all those flamers. There is nothing wrong with being a frog fucker and you shouldn’t feel ashamed at ALL.

Heisbdosbdiebsirbwobsiw not you too!!!!!!

[bukbot]

veebirbfriends: Before they go into boarding for a Rooster, 9 lb for a grand old time!

cattywh0mpus: Loom is that there called the cockatrice?

veebirbfriends: Says Olive Loom is that a fellow chicken?

cattywh0mpus: yo any birblr peeps know anything about bukbot pls 3 столовых ложки соевого соуса - 1 столовая ложка горчицы - 1 столовая ложка горчицы - 1 столовая ложка томатной пасты - соль перец - 2 eggs Preparation: 1.” 1 i ate a bucky barnes problem THAT BEAK U MOTHER CLUCKER.

[loverofpiggies]

hi this is important if purple guy puts his dingle dangle all up in his bf will his bf turn purple for the duration?? of the.. you know, the ol' horizontal mambo?? what i'm tryna say is how does this color mumbo jumbo know the difference between wearing clothes and wearing people?? does it know?? where does it draw the line, dawg?? actually don't even answer I don't want to know I need this headcanon to live thanks god bless to you

I will say, in the most non nsfw way–if you make out with a color person for too long your lips and the area around them will turn that color and stay that color for like, 10-15 minutes after its done. Yep.