You know what? Screw it, I am building that freaky-ass body for myself.
Now I just need to get some cores installed and some auto-pilot programs written for the facility, and I can go farting around, scaring people and kicking ass. XD
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You know what? Screw it, I am building that freaky-ass body for myself.
Now I just need to get some cores installed and some auto-pilot programs written for the facility, and I can go farting around, scaring people and kicking ass. XD
If they were gonna make me look like mutant alien sea life, why couldn't I have been a nudibranch? T__T
Yeah, actually...they call this frame-type 'The Jellyfish'.
I think some of the lab boys have a grotesque sense of humor, or they really, really like tentacles. >.>'
On the other hand, it's kinda funny to be sitting there with my cabling down when some of the boys walk in. You'd think they'd seen me naked.
...I'm actually glad we didn't use the other one. Caroline said it looked like a bound woman to her and now I can't unsee that.
...Just followed a food porn blog.
I'm not sure whether that's a good idea or a bad one.
All righty, I'm gonna log off.
I think Doug just peeked in, and I'll bet you anything he's gonna fink on me to Caroline again.
God damn it, I don't need to sleep anymore, I'm a literal machine.
Every so often I forget that the Aperture facility is functionally an extension of my physical body now, and I weird myself out when I think about all the tiny little lives running around inside me.
I wonder if those Cybertronian Metro-Titans or whatever have that problem...