#cavycas

[antivancoffeelover]

@beestiels is patting my ass to the tune of fUCKING JINGLE BELLS

[antivancoffeelover]

nobody is going to search for rooster, clearly.

[alissamarietart]

so my parents and sister went to sleeping bear dunes camping and hiking and stuff while i was at my girlfriend’s

and because my family just can’t stop being stereotypically italian for more than 2 seconds, my dad brought olive oil on this trip

then when he had difficulty starting a campfire in the rain, he soaked paper towel in the olive oil and threw it on the firewood so it’d catch fire

i’ve never heard anything so fucking italian in my life i’m mad

[antivancoffeelover]

so, my girlfriend and i are coming back from a google maps misadventure turned lovely date. we got out of the store and we’re finally headed back to my house. i live in the country. my nearest neighbor is a cornfield/soy field depending on the year, the country ass road that leads to my house has a speed limit of 55mph and i’m going about 60mph. well, it’s an unusually warm night for november and the windshield was fogging up. 

my girlfriend, lovely and kind, decided to look down and turn the vents on to get the windshield cleared up. what she didn’t know was that as she had looked down, a fully grown doe began to scamper across the road. i immediately took my foot off the gas because when i’m in a panic i try to escape as quickly as possible. within a second i knew we wouldn’t hit the deer, she was running fast enough and we were far enough back that we weren’t in danger. 

all of this transpired in my head in silence. i didn’t even so much as utter the word “deer” in warning to my beautiful girlfriend, who was still looking down at the a/c and heat controls. 

so. she looks back up. and the sees the deer. in the middle of the road, right in front of the car. 

imagine, if you will, that a pubescent orc has just been kicked in his recently-descended testicles. a hoarse, high-pitched shriek of surprise. 

this is the sound my girlfriend made. not just because there was a deer within a few feet of her car as we’re travelling down a dark ass country road at night, but because she didn’t see this doe actually run onto the road. she looked up when it was already directly in front of us, so all she could see what the brown-grey shape of some monstrous hell creature cryptid backwood nightmare that was about to wreck her g6

and thus, she shrieked

[intothespiderbottom]

Me @ Kuroo and Kenma 👀🔍

They need to come out with the next season so I can get more of them in my lyfe!!!!

[themightynyunyi]

@cavycas replied to your post “ohhh and you like overwatch lets be friends”

i creeped a little and saw gangster art too so i am now dead you have killed me

you mean gangsta art? also sorry for the killing I’ll mourn your soul properly;;

[themightynyunyi]

ohhh and you like overwatch lets be friends

actually I just like the characters (as much as I know about a few of them) and really enjoy the fanarts but I don’t play with the actual game (don’t have the platform also I don’t like multiplayer games)

[grandwretch]

cavycas replied to your post:oh???? do you have a mankey named cena??????...

ok but i also named my mankey john cena do i have to shut up

no but you have to be my best friend now