#cbbhqstart

[lukexpasqualino]

“It’s better than it looks, honestly.” 

[cbbstan]

“Y’know, I’ve only been here for a couple of weeks but I think I’m getting the hang of this place. Question though, what exactly do you all do for fun around here? I’m itching to get my feet moving.” The male asked after swallowing some of his food.

[cbbjon-bernthal]

Just when you think things can’t get any better, someone else makes a plan to arrive later this year. Lets hope they get their moms ears 

[lilipauline]

You know, when I joined Big Brother, I didn’t think I’d be whisked away to London for a few days, but who’s complaining? Definitely not me.              Has anybody ever gone on the Jack The Ripper tour? Think it’s pretty dark to spend my first night here, seeing all of the places some psychopath killed people? ...definitely not me either. @cbbhqstarters

[ashtonxirwinxcbb]

“...Listen uh...A good friend of mine with a lot of experience here was meant to come with and show me around, but it appears I’ve been stood up. Real dickhead innit? Kidding, I love him. But..in light of this - ....do you uh... d’you mind showing me around?” 

[cbb-paulwesley]

So who’s gonna keep me entertained around here? Make me a drink, have a quick fuck, maybe suck my dick? You know the usual ways to make friends

[cbbandrewlincoln]

I have returned like a Phoenix out of the ashes.

[cbbggustin]

“I am sure somewhere in the universe is the piece of advice that you shouldn’t sleep with your ex-wife after the divorce is finalized because it might result in a baby - well, when I have ever listened to logical pieces of advice?”