JUSTIN CALHOUN: A DISSECTION
Steve Stifler ↬ American Pie ↬ Jackass-ness
“I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking *use* them!” - Dunno if it’s obvious yet but i fucking love this movie. Most of my ~asshole-y~ characters get their inspo from Stifler who’s prob the best asshole jock of them all. Definitely who Justin wanted to be in college and who he sort of was.
Ferris Bueller ↬ Ferris Bueller’s Day Off ↬ Attitude
“The question isn't "what are we going to do," the question is "what aren't we going to do?" - Justin definitely has that ferris bueller complex. Gets off scot free 90% of the time and probably takes realllly long breaks.
Chris Chambers ↬ Stand By Me ↬ Life
“I'm never gonna get out of this town am I, Gordie?” - I can truthfully say Chris Chambers had the harder childhood doesn’t mean Justin had it easy. From living in a not so easy part of town he worked his ass off to get to columbia and worked his ass off to slowly make his way up the chain like Chris did to become a lawyer. Jesus christ I cry just THINKING about this movie
Jason Bourne ↬ Jason Bourne Movies ↬ Appearance
he thicc.
Dick Grayson (Robin) ↬ Batman and Robin ↬ Personality
“Golly gosh Batman!”- Justin has never really been a leader before but he was even less so when he started hanging out with jamie. There’s nothing wrong with being a sidekick but that’s just what he is to Jamie. It’s Boy Wonder and Boy Despondent.
Jordan Belfort ↬ Wolf of Wall Street ↬ Living life in excess
Although he doesn’t get money like jordan belfort or stack penny stocks while he’s flipping them birds. He does love to live life in excess, the bigger the better. The more expensive the better. It comes from dreaming so big and finally achieving a plush financial status.
