#cbpr

[gorillastraylight]

“Hey Reddit, a couple of my players just finished watching Edgerunners and they really want to do a Cyberpunk 2077 campaign. So my question is, would you go about homebrewing 5e for-“

[mondo-kazuichi]

my ship key in no particular order

this will definitely grow every 2 days

ishimondo - comfort ship. don’t boil the two of them down to just this ship tho. i watched the anime for the first time and the day after the sauna they were all friendly and i said, out loud, “they fucked, huh”

bubblegum rock - bisexuals in love. canon in the cbpr au (see this post) and honestly just so amazing like !!! they’d get along so well and they’d dye each other’s hair while listening to music. leon would grab the dye bottle and start singing and kaz would instantly join him

kuzusouda - bisexuals in love pt2. yes another souda ship but just hold on, there’s more. honestly? idk why, but they are literally dating. i think it’s the dynamic of curses out of anger x curses out of joy? idk but i’d die for them. not to mention dominant and infertile x submissive and breedable.. also kaz makes one eye jokes constantly but fuyu is used to it now and he laughs

soul friends (or my preferred name for it: orange souda) - bisexuals in love pt3.. i really need to stop shipping kaz with people but i wont. like kaz literally has a crush on hajime and you cannot prove otherwise. honestly there’s more proof in favor than not. they’re both idiots, but in love

soutaka - for those of u unaware, souda x taka. it’s not because of the talent development plan.. it absolutely is. this is ishimondo but taka hated the lover even more before (IM JOKING IT IS ITS OWN SHIP) uhhh idk it’s cute tho and i love their one (1) interaction

soubuki - definitely not as much as the others (tho more than soutaka), but very cute and chaotic. kaz canonically hates ibuki’s singing but i feel like he absolutely loves watching her play the guitar and her singing starts to grow on him. he’ll be fixing a car or some shit and she will walk in, pause his bg music, and start jamming out and he’s fine with it. they dye each other’s hair too

sayabuki - we’ve made it out of the kaz ships.. for now.. sayaka and ibuki would hate each other’s music at first. (sayaka bc ibuki’s is crazy and ibuki bc sayaka’s is mainstream pop) but after a while, since they are the musical ultimates, they would bond over writing and singing music. also ibuki would start making sayaka’s stage outfits for her. also canon in cbpr au, ibuki and leon would dye sayaka’s hair bright blue one night and, though she wouldn’t like it as much, sayaka would leave it in for a while

naehiro (or my preferred name for it: lucky programing) - ok it’s basically canon that naegi fell for chihiro and i believe that when he found out abt chihiro being a boy, i don’t think his emotions would have been fazed (yknow, besides why they found out) and i feel like chihiro would love makoto. this is like,, knows what sex is, doesnt fuck x doesn’t know what sex is, doesn’t fuck (chihiro knows what sex is.) also naegi would remind chihiro to sleep after he’s been programming all day

celesgiri - again, in the anime, celeste handed the key to kyoko and looked her in the eyes and i thought they were abt to kiss. also the liar x the detective.. um YES

mahiyoko - dont get mad, im fine if you think they’re more like siblings, bc honestly that’d make sense too but personally i think they would have been a power couple post-despair

pekobuki - ibuki literally has a crush on peko like,, i can give you more evidence that she does than you can that she doesn’t. plus peko x fuyuhiko is wrong imo bc they grew up together so they’re like siblings- but i digress. also peko would protect ibuki with her whole heart and support ibuki’s music and ibuki would exercise with peko!!

kuzusoumaeda - i know, i know, i said i was done with kazuichi ships.. but i had also forgotten about dr 2.5 so.. GO BACK AND WATCH IT AND TELL ME THEY WERENT ALL DATING- i already ship kuzusouda so that doesn’t need more explanation but i mean?? if that scenario was literally nagito’s deepest wishes, as world destroyer put it, then he wanted to lean on top of fuyuhiko and hold kazuichis hands so.. plus afterward, nagito ran up to the other two and hugged them when he got back into the real world so

hiyobuki - mainly bc of a kg i was in but honestly? hiyoko was the only one who canonically liked ibuki’s music (besides chiaki, possibly) and what ends together stays together if you know what i mean

leomondo - bad boy bisexuals. definitely not an otp bc i love ishimondo and bubblegum rock much more but they are amazing too

shit i need to add kuzusoudahina..

[niympha]

Artemisia: “It’s just a lot of people and just thinking about it gives me a headache because they’re all always talking, it’s never quiet.” 

Oleander: “So that’s why you’ve been having so many headaches lately?” 

Artemisia: “I mean ... yeah.” 

Oleander: [sighs] “You can stay home for today, but this is by no means a permanent solution. We will have to figure out a way for you to still be able to go to school. Would it help if you could spend your breaks in my office?” 

Artemisia: “...Probably.” 

Oleander: “I will get you a key, then. That way you can also be there when I have my day off.” 

Artemisia: “Thanks papa.” 

[mondo-kazuichi]

anyone: y’all can’t all be bisexual! that means any of you could date each other!!

ibuki:

souda:

sayaka:

leon:

ibuki: who says we haven’t?

[niympha]

Eminence: “I know I don’t call you dad and stuff but like ... you know you’re my dad, right? Not Heath. I mean he’s my father and I’m really glad that I got the chance to get to know him but I don’t want him to replace you.” 

Oleander: “Oh Emi...” 

Eminence: “Only if it’s cool with you, of course. You don’t have to be my dad if you don’t want to.” 

Oleander: “I’d love nothing more.” 

[niympha]

Eminence: “Junie ... Talk to me. Please?” 

[niympha]

Eminence: “Wait, stop-” 

Flame: “Sorry, does my breath smell? I actually had a mint-” 

Eminence: “No, it’s not. You’re perfect, I just- I can’t do this.” 

Flame: “Oh. Why not?” 

[niympha]

Heath: [yelling] “You didn’t get to make that decision! It was my life and I had every right to learn about my daughters, no matter how much you thought it would ruin my life! Did you ever stop to think that maybe things would have worked out? You robbed me of sixteen years with my daughters. Even worse - you robbed them of sixteen years with their father!” 

Gardenia: “I was scared, Heath!” 

Heath: “I- wow. Seriously? You had sixteen years to tell me and yet you never did. How would you feel if I took them away from you, hm? Because with the way you handled this situation, I would have pretty good chances at getting full custody of them.” 

Gardenia: “You’re- you’re not actually planning to do that, are you? You can’t do that! They’re my babies, Heath.” 

Heath: “And they’re my babies, too!”